1 00:02:35,607 --> 00:02:37,057 -The cops. -Oh, no! 2 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:43,856 Freeze! Freeze! 3 00:02:48,909 --> 00:02:51,572 -What did I do? I'm an honest citizen. -Sure you are! 4 00:02:51,767 --> 00:02:54,471 I'm trying to catch my tram. My wife's waiting for me. 5 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:58,205 One, two, one, two, one... 6 00:03:03,698 --> 00:03:08,275 Squad halt... right front... at ease. 7 00:03:08,696 --> 00:03:11,203 One month later... 8 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:20,556 Hey, here I am! Move it! 9 00:03:21,207 --> 00:03:22,582 -You sure took your time. -Hi. 10 00:03:22,968 --> 00:03:26,165 -Norma my darling, are you fine? -Just fine. 11 00:03:26,297 --> 00:03:27,989 Counselor, are we all set? 12 00:03:28,438 --> 00:03:30,914 Proietti, the best I can do is to get you the minimum sentence. 13 00:03:31,065 --> 00:03:33,783 Are you kidding? I haven't confessed yet. 14 00:03:34,684 --> 00:03:38,515 Counselor, I gotta get outta here, now. 15 00:03:39,998 --> 00:03:42,120 I've got a little job waiting for me out of this joint 16 00:03:42,271 --> 00:03:44,606 and if it turns out right, I'll be set for life. 17 00:03:45,798 --> 00:03:47,554 I met a guy in here 18 00:03:47,984 --> 00:03:49,326 who told me something... 19 00:03:49,506 --> 00:03:51,743 Hey, can't you yell quietly? 20 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,804 He's just told me my grandma has been asleep for the last five days... 21 00:03:54,955 --> 00:03:56,718 Well, keep it down or you'll wake her up! 22 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:59,488 Counselor, let's find a legal loophole 'cause I gotta get out. 23 00:03:59,622 --> 00:04:00,801 Get the penal code out. 24 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:04,291 Listen here, article 403 is no good. 25 00:04:04,831 --> 00:04:09,023 Go to 117, page 128. 26 00:04:09,531 --> 00:04:12,467 You're an old offender... if anything we might claim 521. 27 00:04:12,618 --> 00:04:13,993 No, that's no good anymore. 28 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,650 We gotta claim 124 or 606. 29 00:04:18,099 --> 00:04:19,560 How? You were caught red-handed. 30 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,136 Did you already forget about 1400? 31 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,440 What's this 1400? 32 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:24,396 1400... the model you wanted to steal... 33 00:04:24,624 --> 00:04:26,796 Steal? Are you crazy? 34 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,492 I don't even have a driver's license. 35 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,216 What are you doing? I see, 36 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:33,570 you did all you could do. I need a substitute. 37 00:04:33,939 --> 00:04:34,928 I don't have any. 38 00:04:35,156 --> 00:04:38,802 Not for you, for me. 39 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,365 I don't get mixed up in this kind of business! 40 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:43,212 Who's asking you? Go on, get lost. 41 00:04:43,363 --> 00:04:45,518 Maybe I'll call you again when I need to draw my will. 42 00:04:45,689 --> 00:04:46,737 -Norma... -Yes? 43 00:04:46,937 --> 00:04:49,207 Listen here. Capannelle has 100,000 lira of mine. 44 00:04:49,466 --> 00:04:50,579 Did you hear me? 45 00:04:50,714 --> 00:04:53,432 That's to find someone who'll take the rap for me. 46 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,767 A scapegoat, d'you hear me? 47 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,967 You know that when I come out, if I pull that job, 48 00:04:59,102 --> 00:05:01,044 I'll buy you a fur coat. 49 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:02,227 Marry me instead. 50 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:05,115 What? I'll get out of this short sentence to get life? 51 00:05:05,243 --> 00:05:06,686 Are you crazy? 52 00:05:11,886 --> 00:05:13,348 -Call Othello. -Why? 53 00:05:13,808 --> 00:05:18,681 He's gotta take the rap for someone else, 54 00:05:18,868 --> 00:05:20,291 but just for a couple of months. 55 00:05:20,457 --> 00:05:22,662 He's already in. They pinched him yesterday. 56 00:05:28,555 --> 00:05:30,825 Watch it, grandpa, you blew my shot. 57 00:05:31,276 --> 00:05:34,572 And you blew my eye out of its socket! Damn it all... 58 00:05:35,513 --> 00:05:37,781 Tell me kid, do you know a guy called Mario, 59 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:39,286 who lives around here? 60 00:05:39,437 --> 00:05:40,903 There are a thousand Marios around here. 61 00:05:41,054 --> 00:05:43,510 Yes, but this one is a thief. 62 00:05:43,686 --> 00:05:44,798 There are still a thousand. 63 00:05:55,391 --> 00:05:56,233 How much for this? 64 00:05:56,384 --> 00:05:57,912 Stealing strollers now? 65 00:05:58,512 --> 00:06:00,727 It's the only vehicle left with wheels and no alarm. 66 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:02,982 We gotta paint it or they'll recognize it. 67 00:06:03,626 --> 00:06:04,701 Is 3,000 lira all right? 68 00:06:05,044 --> 00:06:07,467 Hey, Mario. I've been looking for you for the last two hours... 69 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,112 -May l? -Be my guest. 70 00:06:10,111 --> 00:06:11,892 -Eight thousand. -No, take it away. 71 00:06:12,684 --> 00:06:16,021 Listen up, I've got something for you. Cosimo needs a scapegoat. 72 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:18,180 Just for a few months, but very well paid. 73 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:20,842 A matter of a few months, why doesn't he serve them? 74 00:06:20,993 --> 00:06:23,310 'Cause a very big job came his way. 75 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,942 Are we set for 4,000, then? 76 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,208 4,000 and you throw in these three umbrellas. 77 00:06:28,961 --> 00:06:30,732 Hey, it's a baby carriage, you know! 78 00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:33,373 Fine, fine! 79 00:06:37,162 --> 00:06:38,118 Are you winking at me? 80 00:06:38,269 --> 00:06:40,571 Who's winkin'? I got hit in the eye. 81 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:41,913 Right, you got hit! 82 00:06:42,647 --> 00:06:44,018 What are all the umbrellas for? 83 00:06:44,169 --> 00:06:45,117 They're for my mother. 84 00:06:45,275 --> 00:06:48,694 Holy cow! It always pours in your mother's 'hood! 85 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:51,431 She misleads them all the time. She'll stop bothering me. 86 00:06:51,634 --> 00:06:53,611 So, what'd you say? 100,000 right away 87 00:06:53,762 --> 00:06:55,533 and a little extra once the job's done. 88 00:06:55,809 --> 00:06:58,380 I'd go in myself, only I've taken the rap three times already. 89 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:01,400 If I'll show up again it's life. 90 00:07:07,404 --> 00:07:10,388 It's not like I don't want to, 91 00:07:10,646 --> 00:07:12,999 but what do I tell my mother, "See you, I'm off to prison"? 92 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:14,940 -Always your mother! -Mind your business! 93 00:07:15,078 --> 00:07:16,801 You're already on your way there! 94 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,465 Send the Sicilian guy, Cosimo's pal! 95 00:07:18,668 --> 00:07:20,470 -Who's this Sicilian? -The small, skinny guy. 96 00:07:20,621 --> 00:07:23,159 The one who keeps his sister under lock as if she were a relic? 97 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,258 Ferribotte? 98 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:28,668 Michele. Michele, someone's at the door. 99 00:07:33,848 --> 00:07:36,369 Into the kitchen and stay there 'til I tell you. 100 00:07:44,851 --> 00:07:45,675 Who is it? 101 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:47,597 Friends... Mario and Capannelle. 102 00:07:54,755 --> 00:07:56,654 -Greetings. -Can't we come in for a moment? 103 00:07:56,836 --> 00:07:59,204 Impossible. My sister's in. 104 00:08:00,497 --> 00:08:02,425 I don't want her to know about my business. 105 00:08:02,576 --> 00:08:04,426 Besides, she's a minor and she's engaged. 106 00:08:04,577 --> 00:08:05,867 And when's the wedding? 107 00:08:06,188 --> 00:08:07,580 The dowry question needs to be settled. 108 00:08:07,731 --> 00:08:09,675 She's gotta walk to the altar with the greatest honor. 109 00:08:09,826 --> 00:08:11,091 She mustn't be denied a single thing. 110 00:08:11,242 --> 00:08:13,000 See? Ferribotte is our man. 111 00:08:13,173 --> 00:08:16,108 Well then, 100,000 lira would come in handy for the dowry. 112 00:08:18,058 --> 00:08:19,144 Not here. 113 00:08:21,445 --> 00:08:23,058 Carmelina, I'm going downstairs. 114 00:08:25,895 --> 00:08:26,822 Let's hear. 115 00:08:45,117 --> 00:08:46,579 I can't leave Carmelina on her own. 116 00:08:46,717 --> 00:08:48,922 And what if the groom found out? Goodbye wedding. 117 00:08:49,502 --> 00:08:50,549 He's from Abruzzi. 118 00:08:50,686 --> 00:08:52,736 Those people from the North, they're full of airs. 119 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:55,537 So difficult finding a scapegoat these days! 120 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,021 Tiberio, the photographer... 121 00:09:00,544 --> 00:09:01,593 He's in a very bad spot. 122 00:09:01,729 --> 00:09:03,670 They've jailed his wife for cigarette smuggling. 123 00:09:03,821 --> 00:09:06,091 That's right. Let's go see him. Move it. 124 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:10,585 Fine. I was looking for a scapegoat and I only find shepherds. 125 00:09:11,979 --> 00:09:14,369 Mario, take out the umbrellas. Can't you see it's raining? 126 00:09:14,628 --> 00:09:16,286 Are you crazy? They're going to get wet. 127 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:18,809 What did you get them for, then? 128 00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:27,365 Tiberio. Hey! 129 00:09:38,021 --> 00:09:39,228 We've got business to discuss. 130 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,071 Shush! The kid's sleeping. 131 00:09:41,222 --> 00:09:42,945 I though it was some serious deal. 132 00:09:43,228 --> 00:09:45,433 Of course! Lucky you, you don't have any! You'll see! 133 00:09:46,412 --> 00:09:49,119 Can't you get laces for those shoes instead of dragging them? 134 00:09:50,765 --> 00:09:52,675 If he wakes up, I'll kill you! 135 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:54,576 It took me three hours to put him to sleep. 136 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:55,709 Big deal! 137 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,468 Quiet... quiet I told you! 138 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,843 See, the slightest noise 139 00:10:03,056 --> 00:10:04,617 irritates him, light irritates him... 140 00:10:04,785 --> 00:10:06,574 he sleeps only in the darkroom... 141 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,914 -Did you hear about my wife? -No... 142 00:10:10,642 --> 00:10:14,385 80,000 fine, for cigarette smuggling, commuted to three months. 143 00:10:14,771 --> 00:10:17,968 Article 218. She's already served one and a half months. 144 00:10:19,028 --> 00:10:22,258 Such an unlucky year. I even had to sell my camera. 145 00:10:23,892 --> 00:10:26,097 No little jobs on the horizon, some smuggling? 146 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:29,087 How about 100,000 lira without lifting a finger? 147 00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:30,227 -100,000 lira? -Yes. 148 00:10:30,391 --> 00:10:31,318 I could kiss you! 149 00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:33,502 You've woken up the kid. 150 00:10:34,936 --> 00:10:37,806 There he goes again. Have you lost it? 151 00:10:37,944 --> 00:10:40,848 What are you doing? Watch it! You can cry your eyes out, I've had it! 152 00:10:42,106 --> 00:10:45,904 He's so spoiled! So cute though! Have you ever seen him? 153 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:47,420 -No. -Come see him. 154 00:10:48,668 --> 00:10:50,799 Cutie... come here daddy's darling. 155 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,340 Hey, we ain't got no time to waste. 156 00:10:53,789 --> 00:10:55,957 You're laughing now. What am I going to do with you? 157 00:10:56,093 --> 00:10:57,206 What am I going to do? 158 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:58,804 You tell him. 159 00:11:15,290 --> 00:11:17,597 Ferribotte, what's up with you, man? 160 00:11:17,892 --> 00:11:21,603 Attempted theft of private property, Article 712: 6 months. 161 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:25,629 I am not a first time offender, so I'll get 9 months for 100,000 fine. 162 00:11:25,799 --> 00:11:28,773 That means 12,000 lira a month. Big deal! 163 00:11:28,962 --> 00:11:29,920 How much do you want? 164 00:11:30,093 --> 00:11:33,193 No, we're far off... Stop it! 165 00:11:33,648 --> 00:11:35,077 Get your hands off the baby food! 166 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,013 I understand you've lost your teeth, still... 167 00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:41,367 And right now I really can't. Where would I leave the kid? 168 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,261 -In jail, with your wife. -Sure! 169 00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:47,178 They're well looked after in there. They've got the best nursery ever. 170 00:11:47,364 --> 00:11:51,326 The best in all Rome. I still remember it. When I was three... 171 00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:54,186 No, no, the kid'll go to jail when he's all grown up. 172 00:11:54,337 --> 00:11:55,542 -And if he chooses. -Fine. 173 00:11:55,804 --> 00:11:58,605 Guys, you'll never get an ex-con for 100,000 lira. 174 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:00,470 You need someone with a clean record. 175 00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:03,166 Someone with a clean record? Who knows someone like that? 176 00:12:05,943 --> 00:12:07,880 -Actually, I do know someone... -Who? 177 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:12,554 I understand it's almost April, but why should I play the fool? 178 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,830 You're always broke. 179 00:12:15,075 --> 00:12:17,019 And you still owe me for those passport pictures. 180 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,340 Hey, do you or do you not read the papers. 181 00:12:19,696 --> 00:12:23,077 I'm favored, and if I win I might even be a contender. 182 00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:24,971 Sure, contend what? 183 00:12:25,438 --> 00:12:27,090 With that spare tire around your waist. 184 00:12:29,898 --> 00:12:32,264 Are you Cosimo's moll? 185 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:33,840 Yea, why? 186 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,479 Well then, it must have been a while since... 187 00:12:37,436 --> 00:12:38,585 Get lost. 188 00:12:41,955 --> 00:12:42,881 Over here. 189 00:12:46,048 --> 00:12:48,283 If we each put in a little something, we might make it. 190 00:12:48,659 --> 00:12:50,798 -How much? -There are five of us. 10,000 lira a head. 191 00:12:50,973 --> 00:12:52,763 Marchetti, Picchioni. Come on, it's your turn. 192 00:12:52,914 --> 00:12:54,158 Coming. 193 00:13:00,631 --> 00:13:01,468 What do you want? 194 00:13:01,619 --> 00:13:03,249 Will 150,000 do? 195 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,813 We'll rustle up 50,000. 196 00:13:04,981 --> 00:13:06,190 I can't. 197 00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:10,738 I'd be barred from the ring, understand? 198 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,380 Take it easy. You have no record. 199 00:13:13,621 --> 00:13:15,639 You could get out on probation. 6 months at the most. 200 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,622 Listen, read the papers tomorrow morning. 201 00:13:17,806 --> 00:13:19,845 You'll find me in the sports pages, 202 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,214 and my opponent in the obituaries. 203 00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:26,722 Hey, doll, come on inside. I'll show you who's got the spare tire. 204 00:13:32,835 --> 00:13:35,735 Bravo. That was a really great idea! 205 00:13:36,143 --> 00:13:39,069 Do you think a beefcake like him, would ever play the scapegoat? 206 00:13:44,349 --> 00:13:50,736 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 207 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,325 Bring in the self-confessed criminal. 208 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:02,924 Your Honor, when I read that a poor old man was languishing in jail, 209 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:06,103 my conscience got the best of me. I'm here to confess my crime. 210 00:14:06,237 --> 00:14:08,240 It was me, it was me the scoundrel, 211 00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:11,406 that forced the car door and ran away. 212 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:13,184 Your Honor, this man is innocent. 213 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:14,400 -Oh, it's you! -I'm the one. 214 00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:17,764 You scum. I had to go through the humiliation of been jailed, 215 00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:19,333 because of you. 216 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,139 -I got thirteen months. -Courage. 217 00:14:22,272 --> 00:14:24,635 Thirteen months I got. Me, an honest man. 218 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,805 A poor family man... A sick, old man... 219 00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:28,902 And all because of you! Jude! 220 00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:34,497 I might deserve your contempt but I'm imploring you to forgive me. 221 00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:37,231 I even went to the Chapel of Divine Love. 222 00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:39,744 Please, help me clean this slate and start anew, please. 223 00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:42,769 All right, all right. If you've made amends, I'll forgive you. 224 00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:44,181 No hard feelings. 225 00:14:44,312 --> 00:14:45,520 Thank you, thanks. 226 00:14:45,682 --> 00:14:47,439 -Are you done? -Yes, your Honor, yes. 227 00:14:47,626 --> 00:14:48,947 Fine. Lock them up... both of them. 228 00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:52,038 One, two, one, two, one... 229 00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:00,413 Squad halt... right front, at ease. 230 00:15:03,992 --> 00:15:05,745 Wait, wait. 231 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,493 Damn. It was you, you! 232 00:15:13,807 --> 00:15:17,322 No, here we're all honest. Put out your hand. Wait, wait. 233 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,506 What are you waiting for? 234 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:29,372 Cutie pie, if you don't give back the dough, 235 00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:31,586 you'll sleep with the fishes. Got it? 236 00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:35,127 I don't think so. 237 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,326 Listen, you coward... 238 00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:41,286 Hey Cosimo, why did I get the dough? To get locked up. 239 00:15:42,063 --> 00:15:42,883 I am locked up. 240 00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:45,910 And why did I give you the money? To get out. Am I out? 241 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,047 -Well, what do you want? -Scram. 242 00:15:49,476 --> 00:15:51,310 You could have kept it up a little better. 243 00:15:51,606 --> 00:15:53,493 It's obvious you've never seen any innocent people. 244 00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:56,008 Is it my fault? You were pathetic. 245 00:15:56,175 --> 00:15:58,455 Such a shame! What would you do outside anyway? 246 00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:00,926 At least here, they'll feed you for free. 247 00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:03,402 Fine. You filthy beast. 248 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,296 I had a little job to take care of if I got out. 249 00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:08,444 No risks involved and major payoff. 250 00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:11,655 And instead, because of you, everything has gone up in smoke! 251 00:16:13,564 --> 00:16:14,425 What little job? 252 00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:19,557 This Cosimo will tell you for sure! So you can go and steal my plan? 253 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,421 And when you get out... Oh, pretty boy, scram, scram! 254 00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:27,224 I can't even think about it. You know how the adage goes. 255 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,953 Think about it twice and you're a cuckold. 256 00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:30,758 Cuckold?! You're talking to me, you dirty... 257 00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:32,140 Let go or I'll kill you. 258 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,911 How dare you? You're talking to me? 259 00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:37,527 Chow, boys. Chow. 260 00:16:37,837 --> 00:16:40,024 Pasta and beans. 261 00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:07,599 This is the 1:45 to Ancona. 262 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:12,185 Who gives a damn? 263 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,544 May your father and mother drop dead if you have a cigarette 264 00:17:18,695 --> 00:17:20,702 and aren't sharing. 265 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,377 All orphans here, I see... 266 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,904 Pass the bottle I want to have a puff. 267 00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:34,361 Move. 268 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,094 Look, they've got their sentence. 269 00:17:41,139 --> 00:17:43,416 Jailed for stealing hay. 270 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,775 They seem pretty beat. 271 00:17:52,796 --> 00:17:54,880 The poor things must have gotten a good licking! 272 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,847 -Go ask... -You, go. 273 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,022 Boy, are you tired! 274 00:18:12,197 --> 00:18:15,002 I bet you can't wait to die, so you can rest forever. 275 00:18:21,949 --> 00:18:25,397 How many? A few months? 276 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:26,841 Years. 277 00:18:27,778 --> 00:18:28,830 Three years... 278 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:43,373 I guess you're happy now, aren't you? 279 00:18:43,642 --> 00:18:44,994 -How can it be? -Right! 280 00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:46,866 -I'd like our lawyer's opinion. -Sure. 281 00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:49,655 Counselor... oh, come here... What's up? 282 00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:52,264 Lawyer? This is your lawyer? 283 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,771 Get away, damn it, all is lost now. 284 00:18:57,718 --> 00:19:01,789 Three years. Three years... Oh, my poor mother. Damn it all. 285 00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:02,904 It's not my fault! 286 00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:06,537 And 150,000 lira. My poor, poor mother! 287 00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:08,217 Well, no. 288 00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:10,399 You've buried me alive, that's what you've done! 289 00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:13,638 Come on, be a man! Where's all your courage? 290 00:19:13,789 --> 00:19:15,164 Sure... 291 00:19:16,228 --> 00:19:18,230 What about me? You call me lucky? 292 00:19:18,363 --> 00:19:19,444 Don't you touch me. 293 00:19:20,532 --> 00:19:23,763 -Peppe, come on, don't give in. -Sure. 294 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,345 I'll take care of your mother... 295 00:19:26,116 --> 00:19:28,735 if, when I get out I pull off that job, you'll see... 296 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,957 If I were out right now, damn it all! 297 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,514 Still thinking about that deal. 298 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,079 Some stupid lousy idea, I bet you... 299 00:19:37,232 --> 00:19:38,541 Stupid, eh? 300 00:19:39,456 --> 00:19:42,236 Last month I met a bricklayer in here. He was being transferred. 301 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,368 He'd stabbed his brother-in-law. 302 00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:48,498 He told me he'd just finished building a very thin partition wall... 303 00:19:48,743 --> 00:19:50,990 one of those you could poke open with your finger... 304 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:55,007 Between a... a dining room and pawnshop. 305 00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:59,900 And what do you think there was in this room? The crib! 306 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,288 What? 307 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,763 The crib. The safe for the jewels! The crib! 308 00:20:06,012 --> 00:20:08,943 Now you tell me whose rotten luck is it? Yours or mine? 309 00:20:09,526 --> 00:20:11,469 Right... this makes me sleep easier! 310 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,511 And... and how were you gonna get into the apartment? 311 00:20:15,211 --> 00:20:17,850 Knocking? "May I come in? I have a hole to drill..." 312 00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:20,111 What do you mean, how would I get in? 313 00:20:20,248 --> 00:20:21,650 Through the coal bin, of course. 314 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:25,940 The apartment is vacant. An unsplit inheritance, 315 00:20:26,073 --> 00:20:28,693 the usual formalities, legalities, courts proceedings. 316 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:32,915 Vacant, understand? While here I am, locked up. 317 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,672 Where is it? 318 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,725 Via delle Madonne. 319 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,487 You know what I say? 320 00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:43,730 What? 321 00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:46,486 Sounds like a good sting. 322 00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:48,782 I like it. 323 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,097 Where are you going? 324 00:20:50,815 --> 00:20:56,156 I got a year... on probation. All my best. See you! 325 00:20:56,307 --> 00:20:58,793 Drop dead, you cowardly scumbag! 326 00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:03,240 The news traveled fast. 327 00:21:05,487 --> 00:21:06,421 Capannelle! 328 00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:10,083 What's going on? 329 00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:11,719 -He's getting out. -What? 330 00:21:11,929 --> 00:21:13,345 -He's getting out. -Who? Cosimo? 331 00:21:13,496 --> 00:21:16,706 No, Peppe. He's got to give us back the money now. 332 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,279 For sure, or we'll beat him up. 333 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:22,810 You tell Tiberio. I'll tell Ferribotte. See ya! 334 00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:24,252 Leave it to me! 335 00:21:41,559 --> 00:21:42,664 Who's there? 336 00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:50,068 Michele. I forgot my keys. 337 00:21:59,327 --> 00:22:00,342 But you're pretty. 338 00:22:02,462 --> 00:22:04,699 I heard you never get out 'cause you're ugly. 339 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,941 I don't know you. Leave. Michele is due back any minute now. 340 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:13,624 I hope so. I have something very important to tell him. 341 00:22:14,171 --> 00:22:16,822 But first I'll tell him I'm going to turn him in for kidnapping... 342 00:22:17,115 --> 00:22:19,602 I understand keeping a girl under lock and key in Sicily. 343 00:22:19,937 --> 00:22:21,115 There's nowhere to go there! 344 00:22:21,402 --> 00:22:22,994 Nothing but rocks and cacti down there... 345 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,779 Cactus is probably what grows in your backyard! 346 00:22:26,947 --> 00:22:30,295 I wish. Only mushrooms there! I live in a basement. 347 00:22:30,679 --> 00:22:32,601 It serves you right, talking that way about Sicily! 348 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:36,296 Just joking. My name is Mario. Mario Angeletti. And yours? 349 00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:37,722 Carmela. 350 00:22:37,873 --> 00:22:41,734 You don't say! All Sicilian women are called Carmela. But tell me... 351 00:22:42,549 --> 00:22:44,882 do you really like being always locked up in the house? 352 00:22:46,373 --> 00:22:49,569 Sometimes I get out. I go to the graveyard. 353 00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:51,862 That's fun for sure. 354 00:22:53,426 --> 00:22:54,670 I visit my mother. 355 00:22:58,225 --> 00:22:59,751 I'm a real ass, sorry! 356 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,483 It's all right. And your mother, is she still with you? 357 00:23:05,831 --> 00:23:07,477 -What? -Is she alive? 358 00:23:07,683 --> 00:23:09,057 Oh, yes, yes, for sure she is. 359 00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:10,673 Michele! Hurry! 360 00:23:23,377 --> 00:23:25,416 Carmela, get decent. Your fiance is here. 361 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,022 I am presentable. 362 00:23:34,632 --> 00:23:35,526 Come in. 363 00:23:36,072 --> 00:23:38,493 May l? Good morning. 364 00:23:38,846 --> 00:23:40,253 See if there is any coffee. 365 00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:53,270 This question of the mattresses doesn't add up. 366 00:23:53,539 --> 00:23:55,361 My mother says it's up to the bride. 367 00:23:55,779 --> 00:23:56,924 What about the reception?! 368 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,713 Reception and banquet, we split. 369 00:23:59,266 --> 00:24:01,226 There's another question my mother wants cleared. 370 00:24:01,447 --> 00:24:03,586 She doesn't understand what business you're in. 371 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,072 What's that got to do with it? I'm... I'm a citrus fruit salesman. 372 00:24:07,223 --> 00:24:09,744 -Citrus? Would that be the company? -I'm sorry. 373 00:24:11,903 --> 00:24:12,902 What's that? 374 00:24:13,813 --> 00:24:15,815 You wait here, I get this. 375 00:24:25,116 --> 00:24:26,064 -Desiderio... -What? 376 00:24:26,914 --> 00:24:28,191 -Come with me. -Fine. 377 00:24:38,264 --> 00:24:39,530 -Wait here. -All right. 378 00:24:41,496 --> 00:24:44,256 They're releasing Peppe the boxer. We've gotta get our money back. 379 00:24:44,407 --> 00:24:46,242 God, I run like crazy... I'm all out of breath. 380 00:25:06,407 --> 00:25:10,059 How are you doing, troublemaker? 381 00:25:11,089 --> 00:25:12,053 Fine. 382 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:14,921 Out with the money. 383 00:25:16,951 --> 00:25:18,641 Why? What money. 384 00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:23,023 Can't you remember why I got it? 385 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,104 To go in, instead of Cosimo, right? 386 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,400 Right, you'll book a bed in the ER, 387 00:25:32,551 --> 00:25:34,087 'cause we're sending you straight there. 388 00:25:34,238 --> 00:25:35,694 You're tough. Four against one? 389 00:25:35,845 --> 00:25:37,418 Yeah, but we'll beat you up just once! 390 00:25:37,556 --> 00:25:39,944 Why? You should be happy to see me. 391 00:25:40,491 --> 00:25:43,077 Wait a minute, wait. Easy. 392 00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,094 What's the matter? Don't you trust me? 393 00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,697 What is it you want? 394 00:25:49,938 --> 00:25:51,465 I'm... I'm... in charge of the deal... 395 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,294 Cosimo told me. 396 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,547 What are you doing with that bottle? Put it down! 397 00:25:55,698 --> 00:25:57,160 What do you mean, Cosimo told you? 398 00:25:57,490 --> 00:26:00,043 Sure he did. The sting, we'll tackle it together. 399 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:03,208 I... I was coming to see you. No need for... watch it... 400 00:26:03,713 --> 00:26:05,785 You're a sly one, aren't you? 401 00:26:05,947 --> 00:26:08,729 Fine, fine. Forget it and let's get down to... Cut it out. 402 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,472 That's the baby's biscuits. 403 00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:14,788 You're all so suspicious I shouldn't tell you a thing. 404 00:26:16,224 --> 00:26:19,194 Fine. Prick up your ears. To pull this one off, we've gotta 405 00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:20,719 prepare everything beforehand, 406 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,289 calculate everything scientifically. 407 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:24,689 -Do you remember Via delle Madonne? -Yeah. 408 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,960 Well, there's a pawnshop there. Know it? 409 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,226 Sure I do! They even got my sheets there. 410 00:26:29,597 --> 00:26:32,046 We're not talking about sheets now. We're talking jewelry. 411 00:26:32,588 --> 00:26:34,572 You're not thinking of breaking in, then and there, 412 00:26:34,746 --> 00:26:36,181 in the middle of the street? 413 00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:39,009 Of course not! We'll get there through a vacant apartment. 414 00:26:40,052 --> 00:26:43,639 There - those are the windows. Right? 415 00:26:45,482 --> 00:26:46,790 And that's the door. 416 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:48,822 -Picklock? -No. No lock picking, 417 00:26:48,973 --> 00:26:50,940 we'd be exposed for too long. 418 00:26:51,146 --> 00:26:52,571 There's a safer way. Follow me. 419 00:26:59,466 --> 00:27:01,516 Over there, on the right, see the coal bin? 420 00:27:03,048 --> 00:27:04,106 We'll go in through there. 421 00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:05,302 And where do we come out? 422 00:27:05,453 --> 00:27:08,749 I'll explain later. Capannelle, pretend to tie your shoelaces 423 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,307 and check out that padlock. 424 00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:11,773 My shoes don't have laces. 425 00:27:12,903 --> 00:27:14,430 Fine. Ferribotte, please. 426 00:27:28,324 --> 00:27:29,885 8 mm pliers will do. 427 00:27:31,268 --> 00:27:33,242 There. From the coal bin we come out there... 428 00:27:34,829 --> 00:27:35,909 go down... 429 00:27:37,969 --> 00:27:40,390 take that stairway, see? 430 00:27:43,171 --> 00:27:44,349 Then up through the roof. 431 00:27:45,954 --> 00:27:47,644 Another little iron ladder this time. 432 00:27:48,811 --> 00:27:51,095 And from there, up to the terrace. Just like an elevator. 433 00:27:51,246 --> 00:27:52,329 -What then? -Wait: 434 00:27:52,613 --> 00:27:54,095 move over so you can see well. 435 00:27:54,529 --> 00:27:56,668 There, did you get to the terrace? 436 00:27:56,848 --> 00:27:57,876 I hope so. 437 00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:00,890 Now we go across the skylight- 438 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,782 quietly, everybody's asleep, nobody hears us- 439 00:28:06,271 --> 00:28:09,751 and we get to that window, the one with the bars. 440 00:28:11,967 --> 00:28:13,228 What do you see there? 441 00:28:13,970 --> 00:28:17,812 The crib... The crib! 442 00:28:18,007 --> 00:28:20,826 Sure, but you must be crazy. Sawing the bars? 443 00:28:23,145 --> 00:28:26,723 Who said anything about sawing? Look at that window... on the left... 444 00:28:28,503 --> 00:28:29,311 Well? 445 00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:32,250 Well, I told you it's a walk in the park. 446 00:28:32,905 --> 00:28:38,607 So? That's the vacant apartment's window. Look, there it is. 447 00:28:40,127 --> 00:28:43,229 We go in... there's a partition wall that's a pushover... 448 00:28:43,691 --> 00:28:45,411 and there we are: crib's room. 449 00:28:45,562 --> 00:28:47,494 Nice and easy with those millions waiting for us. 450 00:28:47,645 --> 00:28:48,695 -What? Millions? -Millions! 451 00:28:48,846 --> 00:28:50,123 Quiet! 452 00:28:50,489 --> 00:28:54,178 Capannelle though, he can't come with us. 453 00:28:54,913 --> 00:28:57,732 -Why not? -Look at you, dressed that way! 454 00:28:59,042 --> 00:28:59,776 Sportswear. 455 00:28:59,927 --> 00:29:01,732 Sportswear, my ass! You're in thief's uniform! 456 00:29:01,904 --> 00:29:04,541 -You'll have us arrested that way! -We'll end up in jail for sure. 457 00:29:04,692 --> 00:29:06,445 How do we open the safe? A magic combination? 458 00:29:06,588 --> 00:29:07,904 What kind of photographer are you? 459 00:29:08,055 --> 00:29:08,859 So what? 460 00:29:09,010 --> 00:29:11,436 It follows. To everybody, the job he's best suited for. 461 00:29:11,896 --> 00:29:13,753 That's how the 'scientific' method works. 462 00:29:14,365 --> 00:29:16,838 You set up here, 463 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,908 with your camera and that thing... 464 00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:19,937 The telephoto lens. 465 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,405 Yes, that one. Wait for the employee to open the safe 466 00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,522 and snap his every move. 467 00:29:24,993 --> 00:29:27,003 Then we call a safe expert. 468 00:29:27,252 --> 00:29:28,716 Dante Cruciani is the best. 469 00:29:28,921 --> 00:29:31,765 Dante Cruciani, for instance. We'll show him the film, and that's it. 470 00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:32,992 Great idea! 471 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:35,509 By the way, my camera is gone. 472 00:29:35,664 --> 00:29:37,861 At Porta Portese they have all the cameras you need. 473 00:29:38,012 --> 00:29:38,916 But I'm flat broke! 474 00:29:39,067 --> 00:29:40,484 Were you thinking of buying it? 475 00:29:40,896 --> 00:29:42,624 Just work with me. We'll handle it. 476 00:29:48,927 --> 00:29:52,276 You're bound to make a good impression on your cousin 477 00:29:52,492 --> 00:29:54,619 with this painting. Don't you think? 478 00:29:54,847 --> 00:29:57,268 Well, I really couldn't say... 479 00:29:57,407 --> 00:30:01,182 See, see here, it has depth to it. See this tree here. 480 00:30:01,310 --> 00:30:04,376 It's a very tasteful gift. Genteel, almost. 481 00:30:05,795 --> 00:30:07,780 This cypress shooting up into the sky, 482 00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:11,578 the pleasantness of the countryside, the ducks, the pretty dame? 483 00:30:12,089 --> 00:30:13,747 And, look, signed by Raphael. 484 00:30:14,074 --> 00:30:16,944 Yes, but Raphael de Santis... 485 00:30:17,181 --> 00:30:19,548 For a thousand lira, what do you want? A real Raphael? 486 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:21,660 Well. I wouldn't know, 487 00:30:21,811 --> 00:30:23,915 but a gift should always be the best one can pick. 488 00:30:24,147 --> 00:30:26,683 Come now. For a thousand lira, it's a... steal. 489 00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:28,050 That's true. 490 00:30:43,516 --> 00:30:45,720 Cute, these aprons. Let me have three. 491 00:30:45,871 --> 00:30:47,326 For my mother they're just fine. 492 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,120 -All three of them? -Yes, those three alike. 493 00:30:49,271 --> 00:30:50,407 The ones with Donald Duck. 494 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:51,361 I got it. 495 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:03,467 Shut up and pay attention. There's the safe. 496 00:31:03,676 --> 00:31:04,647 The crib! 497 00:31:04,999 --> 00:31:06,996 Quiet, I have to focus it. I was trying to focus it. 498 00:31:07,263 --> 00:31:09,302 It's moving. I was setting up the shot... 499 00:31:11,641 --> 00:31:12,656 It's all blurred. 500 00:31:13,116 --> 00:31:14,937 Well kids, the camera is old, the lens is old, 501 00:31:15,088 --> 00:31:16,381 this ain't Hollywood, you know. 502 00:31:17,596 --> 00:31:19,093 -And who's the kid? -Who is it? 503 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,610 -It's my kid, I shot a few trial frames at home. -He's cute! 504 00:31:21,761 --> 00:31:22,691 -Really cute! -Cutie! 505 00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:24,518 But he's crying. Why is he crying so much? 506 00:31:24,669 --> 00:31:27,176 Daddy's boy! Look what a close up he got. 507 00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,802 Look closely, now he gets up... goes to the safe... look closely... 508 00:31:30,936 --> 00:31:33,334 Watch what he's doing now... and see what a shot I got! 509 00:31:38,494 --> 00:31:39,976 We've even got the pants in the shot. 510 00:31:40,127 --> 00:31:42,636 Filming the underpants adds to the shot... What did you do? Go on! 511 00:31:42,787 --> 00:31:43,932 You're wasting our time. 512 00:31:44,096 --> 00:31:47,215 It can happen. Now it's coming up again. Shut up. Here it is. 513 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:48,927 What did you do? 514 00:31:49,078 --> 00:31:50,363 I shot it in over two days. 515 00:31:50,527 --> 00:31:52,165 -Cute. -The kid, does he cry all the time? 516 00:31:52,316 --> 00:31:53,567 Who cares about the kid, really! 517 00:31:53,718 --> 00:31:55,628 -And who's this guy? -The bartender. 518 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,606 Who gives a damn about the bartender? 519 00:31:57,909 --> 00:31:59,951 I wasn't the one to send for coffee, you know! 520 00:32:00,362 --> 00:32:03,156 There's a lady coming in now with a watch. She puts it down, 521 00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:06,196 he picks it up, takes it to the safe. Here she comes, see? 522 00:32:07,638 --> 00:32:09,688 -Hey, look, it's your watch Capanne'. -What? 523 00:32:09,901 --> 00:32:14,635 Quiet, now he gives her the receipt. There. See, now? 524 00:32:15,381 --> 00:32:17,064 Watch carefully now. Here it comes. 525 00:32:17,215 --> 00:32:18,310 It's skipping. 526 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,063 It skips because it's old; we got it at Porta Portese. 527 00:32:25,269 --> 00:32:27,886 The combination, watch it, watch... 528 00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:36,515 -All the money we've invested! -Money? I stole it! 529 00:32:37,463 --> 00:32:41,653 Be quiet... So Dante, what do you think? 530 00:32:49,946 --> 00:32:52,019 -As a movie? It's lousy. -Thanks a lot! 531 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,201 -Did you hear that? -Sure I did. 532 00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:57,193 But what I got to see, it's better than nothing at all. 533 00:32:57,711 --> 00:33:01,014 So... The safe: it's a Commodoro 50 model, 534 00:33:01,598 --> 00:33:03,005 and not a particularly difficult one. 535 00:33:03,505 --> 00:33:04,433 It's in the bag then! 536 00:33:04,561 --> 00:33:06,471 Who's that? Ferribotte? 537 00:33:07,384 --> 00:33:10,449 Ah, the job at Foro Pancrazio, via Merulana, 1952? 538 00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:12,165 No, I didn't get the honor. 539 00:33:12,486 --> 00:33:16,065 'Til last year I was in plumbing with Armando Lucherini. 540 00:33:16,526 --> 00:33:19,941 Ah, little Armando, he knows the tools of his trade, all right. 541 00:33:20,157 --> 00:33:20,981 And so? 542 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:27,040 Well, boys, it's 50,000 for my services. 543 00:33:27,224 --> 00:33:28,468 -Are we understood? -Oh, God. 544 00:33:28,619 --> 00:33:29,945 -What did he just say? -Exorbitant. 545 00:33:30,096 --> 00:33:31,846 -And in advance! -Fifty thousand! 546 00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:40,384 So it was up to Mario to come up with the money. 547 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:13,598 Mario, it's you! 548 00:34:13,915 --> 00:34:14,744 Ada! 549 00:34:14,984 --> 00:34:15,814 How are things? 550 00:34:16,009 --> 00:34:16,903 Not too bad. 551 00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:19,593 Ada, come see who's here. 552 00:34:20,491 --> 00:34:21,736 Mario's here! 553 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:23,555 Hi, my beautiful big mamma. How are you? 554 00:34:23,693 --> 00:34:24,628 Fine, and you? 555 00:34:24,781 --> 00:34:25,589 Fine, fine. 556 00:34:25,947 --> 00:34:28,383 Let me look at you. How ugly you've become... 557 00:34:28,587 --> 00:34:29,555 What do you mean 'ugly'? 558 00:34:29,706 --> 00:34:30,949 Assunta. Assunta. 559 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:32,383 I bet you Mario's here. 560 00:34:34,258 --> 00:34:36,681 I knew it. There he is. Mario! 561 00:34:36,819 --> 00:34:39,788 Ciao, my beautiful big mamma. 562 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,745 You're looking good. 563 00:34:43,066 --> 00:34:45,523 Let's take another look. You look so run down. 564 00:34:45,697 --> 00:34:47,803 -No. -Sure you are. You're so run down. 565 00:34:48,057 --> 00:34:50,519 What do you mean 'run down'? He doesn't look it to me. 566 00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:52,264 -The last one to see you, right? -Hi, mom. 567 00:34:52,828 --> 00:34:54,917 -I need to have a word with you. -How are you? 568 00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:56,981 -Are you back? -Quiet, don't shout. 569 00:34:57,118 --> 00:35:00,797 -Take off your coats. -Wash your hands. 570 00:35:01,677 --> 00:35:03,626 What did he tell her? That he wants to have a word? 571 00:35:03,777 --> 00:35:05,600 Why her? Don't we count for anything? 572 00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:11,616 -Did something happen? -No. 573 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,679 He says he's here for his bank book. 574 00:35:16,101 --> 00:35:19,522 I need some money to buy a coat. I'm cold. 575 00:35:20,426 --> 00:35:21,542 We'll take care of it. 576 00:35:21,831 --> 00:35:24,071 The countess will give us one of her capes. 577 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:25,443 She's got a storage room full. 578 00:35:25,594 --> 00:35:28,858 Can you picture me in one of those capes? I've had enough of them. 579 00:35:29,022 --> 00:35:32,386 He's right. Mario is a man now, and he needs a real coat. 580 00:35:35,738 --> 00:35:37,332 When are they going to get new ones? 581 00:35:37,681 --> 00:35:40,017 This here is the hole I made to hide my cigarettes in! 582 00:35:40,452 --> 00:35:44,196 Now, tell me, Mario... You're not unemployed, are you? 583 00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:48,208 No, I work... now and then, but I work. 584 00:35:48,538 --> 00:35:51,222 Why is it you can't get a steady job? 585 00:35:51,543 --> 00:35:52,973 You're a certified cabinetmaker. 586 00:35:53,305 --> 00:35:55,062 Right, certified. 587 00:35:55,356 --> 00:35:58,205 I know what it is. He's ashamed to show the diploma he got from here. 588 00:35:58,868 --> 00:36:03,605 Why does it have to say 'orphanage'... charitable institution? 589 00:36:03,839 --> 00:36:06,671 What kind of a diploma is that? It's like being branded a son of a... 590 00:36:08,192 --> 00:36:11,413 Mario, listen. We'll lend you the money for the coat, 591 00:36:11,564 --> 00:36:13,549 but you're keeping your hands off your savings. 592 00:36:13,994 --> 00:36:16,963 No, in that case I'll do without it. 593 00:36:21,344 --> 00:36:24,695 Of all the brats that pass through here, 594 00:36:24,967 --> 00:36:27,303 why am I the only one you put up with? 595 00:36:30,604 --> 00:36:33,158 Don't worry, I'll put the money back. 596 00:36:33,709 --> 00:36:35,841 I have some friends, and if all goes well 597 00:36:36,024 --> 00:36:37,879 I'll take all three of you away from here. 598 00:36:46,944 --> 00:36:49,241 Every safe is a thing unto itself. 599 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:52,657 Some have crossed bars, 600 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:56,105 some are triangular, and others circular. 601 00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:59,045 All of them, however, are made so that the lock 602 00:36:59,196 --> 00:37:00,657 doesn't have any openings around it. 603 00:37:00,808 --> 00:37:02,701 Hey, what are you doing? Eating? 604 00:37:03,653 --> 00:37:06,647 Just pay a little attention, right? You can eat during recess. 605 00:37:09,115 --> 00:37:12,306 Now, one way to opening them is by using dynamite. 606 00:37:12,822 --> 00:37:15,534 The system preferred by the famous fu Cimin. 607 00:37:16,358 --> 00:37:18,143 Fu-Ci-Min? Who is he? A Chinese guy? 608 00:37:18,413 --> 00:37:19,818 What Chinese? He was Venetian. 609 00:37:20,066 --> 00:37:22,996 Fo means... 'the late', Cimin is his surname, see? 610 00:37:24,066 --> 00:37:26,234 The poor guy got blown up with the safe. 611 00:37:27,516 --> 00:37:31,536 Therefore, I'm ruling out this method outright, O.K.? 612 00:37:32,149 --> 00:37:37,705 -So let's carry on. As I was saying... -Dante Cruciani? Checking on you. 613 00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:39,927 Oh poor me, the cops, the cops... 614 00:37:41,734 --> 00:37:43,011 Here I am, sergeant. 615 00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:47,753 Rascals! Scoundrels! 616 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,878 If I catch one of them I'll beat him black and blue! 617 00:37:51,959 --> 00:37:55,270 Rascals! They almost gave me a heart attack. 618 00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:58,188 I thought it was unlikely. He did stop by yesterday. 619 00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:03,233 Right, listen here... Most safes have three or four locks. 620 00:38:03,590 --> 00:38:04,962 Only one matters, though. 621 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:06,589 And now do we know which one it is? 622 00:38:06,740 --> 00:38:09,403 How do you know, eh? Drill a little hole and insert a pipe! 623 00:38:10,428 --> 00:38:11,375 I see... 624 00:38:11,642 --> 00:38:13,577 -You fill the safe with water... -Water? 625 00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:15,534 ...from the lock that... water, water... 626 00:38:16,448 --> 00:38:19,556 from the lock that spills the watery... liquid... let's say... 627 00:38:19,783 --> 00:38:21,253 that's the good one. 628 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,314 -But, is it practical? -No. 629 00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:25,533 Guys, let's clarify one thing right now. 630 00:38:25,866 --> 00:38:28,795 No method is 100 percent sure when dealing with safes. 631 00:38:29,505 --> 00:38:34,105 There's one and only one guarantee: the circular saw. 632 00:38:35,129 --> 00:38:37,973 And now let's move on to some practical exercise 633 00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:40,624 with a dummy safe... 634 00:38:42,423 --> 00:38:48,556 Here we are. See all these holes? These are all timings studied by me. 635 00:38:49,529 --> 00:38:55,215 Watch it now. Fu Cimin system... dynamite... 636 00:38:58,523 --> 00:39:02,360 Notice the perfection, and the diameter of this orifice here, 637 00:39:03,162 --> 00:39:04,545 one hour and fifteen minutes! 638 00:39:04,789 --> 00:39:05,556 Right! Right... 639 00:39:05,715 --> 00:39:10,950 In those times! Industrially powered saw, fifty kilos of metal. 640 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,189 Right, goodbye! 641 00:39:12,398 --> 00:39:14,382 No, no... no, absolutely out of the question. 642 00:39:15,284 --> 00:39:20,291 Well, look at this other hole, Wolgemut, German, handsaw. 643 00:39:21,319 --> 00:39:25,339 With a lot of elbow grease you might swing it in three hours. 644 00:39:26,135 --> 00:39:27,539 Have you got three hours? 645 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,372 Tonight we're sorting out the watches 646 00:39:31,523 --> 00:39:33,408 to study the movements in the building, 647 00:39:34,307 --> 00:39:36,791 the store's hours, very scientific you know. 648 00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:39,459 Still, we should have three hours clean. 649 00:39:39,929 --> 00:39:44,425 Now let's go ahead with the job... in corpore vili... 650 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:45,586 You! 651 00:39:45,991 --> 00:39:48,322 Take the oil can and lubricate. 652 00:39:48,827 --> 00:39:53,456 Lubrication must be continuous and uninterrupted. 653 00:39:53,733 --> 00:39:55,863 I'd rather not get mixed up with these technicalities... 654 00:39:56,014 --> 00:39:59,933 Dante Cruciani. Checking on you. 655 00:40:00,847 --> 00:40:03,871 Rascals. If I catch one of them I'll make him black and blue. 656 00:40:04,105 --> 00:40:07,107 Ready? Go ahead. All ready? 657 00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:08,440 It's 5:35 pm. 658 00:40:08,591 --> 00:40:09,690 You tell us tomorrow. 659 00:40:09,856 --> 00:40:11,049 I'm going, O.K.? 660 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,258 Dad, dad the sergeant is here. 661 00:40:15,797 --> 00:40:18,830 Oh, God, God I'm done for. Hide the safe. 662 00:40:19,012 --> 00:40:22,808 Cruciani! Where are you? 663 00:40:23,579 --> 00:40:25,685 Cruciani! Are you there? 664 00:40:29,647 --> 00:40:33,566 Boys! What's up? 665 00:40:34,128 --> 00:40:35,892 It's the pretty ladies' soap... 666 00:40:36,887 --> 00:40:39,891 -Hello, Sarge. -Sarge, how are you? 667 00:40:40,477 --> 00:40:44,463 Hello, Sarge, just doing a little laundry, see? 668 00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:01,698 Excuse me, have you got a match? 669 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:04,701 You could have showed up a little earlier. 670 00:41:04,953 --> 00:41:06,762 You know I've got the kid, damn it! 671 00:41:08,429 --> 00:41:11,915 The doorman opens up at six, then he cleans the stairway, 672 00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:16,294 starting from the top floor. 673 00:41:16,445 --> 00:41:18,056 The pawnshop opens at eight... Thanks. 674 00:41:22,403 --> 00:41:24,881 Listen here. The tobacconist opens at 8 am too. 675 00:41:25,133 --> 00:41:26,940 Gimme back my matches. 676 00:41:27,669 --> 00:41:29,724 Take this... cutie! 677 00:41:33,035 --> 00:41:34,856 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! 678 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,829 Buy two bars of butter! 679 00:41:36,993 --> 00:41:39,653 If you don't have enough money tell them to put it on the account. 680 00:41:39,804 --> 00:41:40,743 But hurry! 681 00:41:42,093 --> 00:41:43,336 Isn't that our apartment? 682 00:41:43,487 --> 00:41:44,951 Yes, and there are people in it. 683 00:41:46,508 --> 00:41:47,558 It's over. 684 00:41:48,164 --> 00:41:53,010 It was a tough set back, but our heroes didn't give up. 685 00:41:53,818 --> 00:41:56,446 The owners are two old spinsters. They never leave the house. 686 00:41:56,665 --> 00:41:58,027 That's really good news. 687 00:41:58,178 --> 00:42:00,233 You shut your mouth! Kept watch all day 688 00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:01,617 and didn't notice a thing! 689 00:42:02,305 --> 00:42:05,506 But every Thursday they go to oversee their vineyards in Genzano. 690 00:42:05,684 --> 00:42:06,956 Leaving the house unattended? 691 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,588 No, the little maid stays back. 692 00:42:08,766 --> 00:42:09,764 And she's hot. 693 00:42:11,290 --> 00:42:13,960 I got it, I got it. Whenever there's a pretty girl, 694 00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:16,749 sooner or later, Peppe finds his way in. 695 00:42:30,767 --> 00:42:34,253 Such apples, such apples! Sweet like molasses! 696 00:42:34,412 --> 00:42:39,052 Ehi, do you remember this song? Miss? Miss, may I carry your bags? 697 00:42:39,316 --> 00:42:40,264 Ehi, she's dumb. 698 00:42:40,468 --> 00:42:42,679 No, she's not, right? You can't just leave. Listen. 699 00:42:42,862 --> 00:42:43,818 You're gorgeous! 700 00:42:44,023 --> 00:42:45,931 If you don't leave now, I'll smash you with my bag! 701 00:42:46,082 --> 00:42:47,648 She is sour and... sweet. 702 00:42:47,929 --> 00:42:49,416 Leave me alone or I'll call the police. 703 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,609 Good, so we get locked up together. 704 00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:54,107 Well? What's this? 705 00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:59,451 Where do you live? This is a civilized country! 706 00:42:59,614 --> 00:43:00,888 This is none of your business. 707 00:43:01,039 --> 00:43:02,154 Shame on you! 708 00:43:02,305 --> 00:43:03,490 See you! 709 00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:09,432 Mother of God! 710 00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:11,461 You bully! Let me go, you're breaking my arm. 711 00:43:11,642 --> 00:43:13,364 This hurts! Good God, I'm sorry! 712 00:43:13,515 --> 00:43:16,337 What are you doing? He wasn't doing anything! Let them go! 713 00:43:16,593 --> 00:43:17,594 Just go, quickly! 714 00:43:17,745 --> 00:43:19,125 Let's go, let's go, he's strong! 715 00:43:22,127 --> 00:43:24,148 -D'you hurt 'em, poor things? -They deserved it. 716 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:27,476 May l? Pierluigi Capannelle, accountant. 717 00:43:27,990 --> 00:43:29,169 Are you from up North too? 718 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,117 -Padua... well, I really must go now. -Why? 719 00:43:32,268 --> 00:43:34,990 My fiance is waiting. He's off duty. 720 00:43:35,265 --> 00:43:38,160 He's a captain, but next month he'll be promoted lieutenant. Goodbye. 721 00:43:47,451 --> 00:43:50,828 Miss, miss! 722 00:43:53,022 --> 00:43:54,331 Could I see you again? 723 00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:57,589 What? Not today. I'm expecting my fiance from Brescia... 724 00:43:58,112 --> 00:43:59,738 I say! How many fiances have you got? 725 00:43:59,938 --> 00:44:00,824 Three. 726 00:44:01,827 --> 00:44:06,401 And with all... all your workload... you find time for all three of them? 727 00:44:06,886 --> 00:44:08,007 What workload? 728 00:44:08,968 --> 00:44:11,750 Well... your shopping. Don't you go shopping? 729 00:44:12,687 --> 00:44:15,133 I do it because it's fun, I lend my aunts a hand, 730 00:44:15,284 --> 00:44:16,360 as I'm staying with them. 731 00:44:17,017 --> 00:44:18,601 You see, my father's a colonel. 732 00:44:19,033 --> 00:44:21,272 Ah, I see, all in the army then? 733 00:44:21,652 --> 00:44:26,576 No, my father is... what d'you call it? In the alpine corps. 734 00:44:26,988 --> 00:44:29,851 The alpine corps. Good, good. In the North we're, 735 00:44:30,002 --> 00:44:32,370 we're all in the alpine corps, right? 736 00:44:34,051 --> 00:44:34,913 Hello. 737 00:44:37,047 --> 00:44:39,731 It's only that, when you're a salesman 738 00:44:39,863 --> 00:44:43,062 traveling all the time, your accent gets contaminated. 739 00:44:43,303 --> 00:44:44,580 But traveling is so nice, right? 740 00:44:44,731 --> 00:44:49,318 Right, but putting down roots too. Me, I am a gypsy. 741 00:44:51,679 --> 00:44:56,668 It's ugly Miss, you know, to be lonely, defenseless... 742 00:44:57,614 --> 00:44:59,820 Defenseless yes, but you're nice and strong right? 743 00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,314 Well, yes... I do train. 744 00:45:03,012 --> 00:45:04,798 You're not a boxer, right? So gruesome... 745 00:45:04,978 --> 00:45:10,095 No, no, no! What boxing! Tennis, golf, polo... 746 00:45:10,674 --> 00:45:13,424 I say, you know how to punch even without having learned to box. 747 00:45:13,675 --> 00:45:15,914 That's not it; those two were two dirty low lives. 748 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:20,713 No... no... it's not like I despise the lower classes. 749 00:45:21,130 --> 00:45:24,368 I like them a lot. Actually, the lower the better. 750 00:45:26,163 --> 00:45:28,401 ...I like... I like maids too... 751 00:45:28,820 --> 00:45:29,619 Good! 752 00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:34,311 Let's say you were a maid. I would like you all the same. 753 00:45:34,614 --> 00:45:36,241 That is so generous of you. 754 00:45:36,504 --> 00:45:38,130 Nicoletta! Nicoletta! What are you doing? 755 00:45:38,281 --> 00:45:39,265 Coming. 756 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:41,366 Who's that? 757 00:45:42,059 --> 00:45:46,239 He's... he's my boyfriend's attendant... Goodbye. 758 00:45:46,573 --> 00:45:47,898 Could... could we meet tomorrow? 759 00:45:48,103 --> 00:45:51,553 No, not tomorrow. Sunday, four o'clock, here. Right? Goodbye. 760 00:45:55,631 --> 00:45:57,607 So, what's up with that one? 761 00:45:57,936 --> 00:45:59,731 -Nothing. He's my cousin. -Right. Your cousin! 762 00:45:59,897 --> 00:46:02,131 Let's go so you can give me a hand with the shopping. 763 00:46:03,645 --> 00:46:06,578 But Peppe and his friends didn't take into account that now 764 00:46:06,729 --> 00:46:10,096 and then in Italy there's a general pardon... 765 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,973 Steer. 766 00:46:37,401 --> 00:46:41,914 Kid, come here... let me in... follow that car... 767 00:46:45,162 --> 00:46:46,612 Enough! 768 00:46:47,399 --> 00:46:50,501 Go, that one, go, c'mon. There it is... bump it! 769 00:46:55,364 --> 00:46:57,981 Hurry! There he is, run him down! 770 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,623 Get off, you rotter! Get off! 771 00:47:05,852 --> 00:47:08,502 If you wanna speak with me, get an appointment. 772 00:47:08,653 --> 00:47:09,913 Appointment? 773 00:47:10,071 --> 00:47:11,848 Get your hands off me! Get lost! Go away! 774 00:47:13,152 --> 00:47:15,165 I'll give you the appointment! Coward, come out! 775 00:47:15,356 --> 00:47:16,691 Move Nicoletta! Leave me alone! 776 00:47:16,842 --> 00:47:17,732 Nicoletta! Here, grab! 777 00:47:17,905 --> 00:47:19,169 Where are you running off to? 778 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,703 What are you doing? It's loaded! 779 00:47:22,616 --> 00:47:24,020 Stop! You coward! 780 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:26,639 Mind! There are live caps in it. 781 00:47:26,950 --> 00:47:28,505 Don't move! I'll kill you, you know! 782 00:47:30,418 --> 00:47:32,588 Are you crazy? You're blinding me! 783 00:47:33,247 --> 00:47:34,580 Cosimo, stop! What are you doing? 784 00:47:34,705 --> 00:47:36,503 You get out of the way. You went off with him! 785 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:38,866 -Do you want to compromise yourself? -Stop it! Let me go! 786 00:47:39,017 --> 00:47:40,702 -Cosimo, don't play the fool. -A fool? 787 00:47:40,917 --> 00:47:42,395 St...stay with us. Let's work together. 788 00:47:42,546 --> 00:47:44,097 -With you? -We are all friends, right? 789 00:47:44,274 --> 00:47:45,247 Shut your mouth, slut! 790 00:47:45,398 --> 00:47:47,161 -Get lost! You old man! -Old man? 791 00:47:47,312 --> 00:47:49,879 -You're old and you're acting all cocky! -You're calling me old? 792 00:47:50,030 --> 00:47:52,075 Careful, or I'm going to kill you, you know! 793 00:48:08,447 --> 00:48:12,125 Cosimo, I don't bear any grudges, 794 00:48:13,735 --> 00:48:15,143 if you wanna stay with us 795 00:48:16,098 --> 00:48:17,205 and get your share. 796 00:48:25,426 --> 00:48:29,137 Cosimo, he never just got his slice. 797 00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:31,392 Well, then, I'm sorry, 798 00:48:32,404 --> 00:48:34,771 but here we follow Menga's laws. 799 00:48:38,247 --> 00:48:40,224 You're a dirty bunch. 800 00:49:03,301 --> 00:49:04,375 Who is it? 801 00:49:05,263 --> 00:49:07,458 Michele, I forgot my keys. 802 00:49:14,488 --> 00:49:15,522 Just a moment... 803 00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:26,634 This'll teach you a lesson for next time. 804 00:49:27,056 --> 00:49:29,603 Ah, it'll teach me a lesson, eh? While you... 805 00:49:30,632 --> 00:49:33,055 -Come closer, I want to ask you something. -What? 806 00:49:34,335 --> 00:49:36,833 I want to tell you that I don't like you marrying that peasant. 807 00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:38,369 How dare you! 808 00:49:43,592 --> 00:49:47,837 God, this hurts! God, God, God... 809 00:49:47,967 --> 00:49:50,142 -Did I hurt you? -Yes... 810 00:50:00,211 --> 00:50:03,027 Meanwhile Cosimo was thinking of revenge:. Peppe and his friends 811 00:50:03,178 --> 00:50:07,601 would not enjoy the fruit of their betrayal. 812 00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:42,997 We're closed. 813 00:50:43,148 --> 00:50:44,257 Just a moment. 814 00:50:47,915 --> 00:50:48,839 Here you go, ma'am. 815 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:03,200 Do you know it? 816 00:51:06,047 --> 00:51:09,217 Sure I know it. It's a small caliber Baretta, in very poor condition. 817 00:51:09,607 --> 00:51:10,767 One thousand lira. 818 00:51:13,358 --> 00:51:14,399 Well? 819 00:52:05,847 --> 00:52:08,073 -Wanna dance? -No. I've taken a pledge. 820 00:52:15,847 --> 00:52:19,939 Well... maybe... you like me 'cause you're an extrovert, 821 00:52:22,087 --> 00:52:23,332 my opposite. 822 00:52:25,672 --> 00:52:27,615 I, on the other hand, internalize. 823 00:52:28,330 --> 00:52:31,778 Maybe 'cause I've always been alone, I've suffered a lot in my life. 824 00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:39,107 Happiness is like a flower that, you p-p-pluck only once. 825 00:52:43,651 --> 00:52:45,213 Listen, why don't we get out of here, 826 00:52:45,421 --> 00:52:48,650 I'd love to be alone with you for a bit. 827 00:52:48,781 --> 00:52:49,710 Oh, poor devil! 828 00:52:50,725 --> 00:52:53,955 Why? It's only so we can talk better. 829 00:52:54,287 --> 00:52:59,023 To get to know each other. Any place will do. 830 00:52:59,313 --> 00:53:06,253 Your place, my place. It doesn't matter. 831 00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:08,156 -My place? -Yes. -What about my aunts? 832 00:53:08,338 --> 00:53:11,884 You're contradicting yourself You're not all that clear then! 833 00:53:12,483 --> 00:53:15,293 I'm sorry but you said that your ...aunts leave now and then, 834 00:53:15,444 --> 00:53:17,167 and they leave the house unattended... 835 00:53:17,332 --> 00:53:18,193 Yes, it's true. 836 00:53:18,402 --> 00:53:24,895 So what? No. Let's be honest from day one. Otherwise suspicion, 837 00:53:25,046 --> 00:53:27,451 the real kiss of death for love, seeps in. 838 00:53:27,602 --> 00:53:30,505 Slow down, who said love? It's all in your head. 839 00:53:31,031 --> 00:53:32,242 If you really want to know, 840 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,164 I've also asked Guido and Fernando here. 841 00:53:35,412 --> 00:53:36,278 Them too! 842 00:53:36,441 --> 00:53:38,329 I'm a well brought up girl you know! 843 00:53:38,745 --> 00:53:41,494 I can't go dancing with one guy only. It would compromise me. 844 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:45,589 What you need to learn is that you must date me and me alone. 845 00:53:46,267 --> 00:53:47,445 I date whom I please. 846 00:53:49,371 --> 00:53:50,680 -Hello, Guido. -Hi! 847 00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:52,667 -Hi! -Where are you going? 848 00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:54,635 Let go of me. Leave me alone. Don't be rude. 849 00:53:54,844 --> 00:53:57,301 Fine, but remember that I don't take anybody back, 850 00:53:57,659 --> 00:53:58,586 not even with apologies. 851 00:53:59,159 --> 00:54:00,287 What do I care? 852 00:54:11,168 --> 00:54:12,412 What a tramp! 853 00:54:15,809 --> 00:54:17,239 She's playing hard to get? 854 00:54:18,914 --> 00:54:20,175 She's not worth the bother. 855 00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:28,352 Listen Peppe, believe me, let's leave it. 856 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:33,087 It started like nothing, and now it's blown out of proportion. 857 00:54:33,325 --> 00:54:35,214 Damn her! 858 00:54:43,175 --> 00:54:46,023 Don't you agree? I'm talking to you! 859 00:54:46,536 --> 00:54:47,943 What do you want? Leave me alone! 860 00:54:51,945 --> 00:54:54,728 This jerk! He gets all worked up about it. You were playing so cool. 861 00:54:55,147 --> 00:54:57,057 Have you fallen in love with that maid? 862 00:54:58,185 --> 00:54:59,079 Those two, l... 863 00:54:59,371 --> 00:55:01,069 -Come here! -Move, 864 00:55:04,889 --> 00:55:06,207 and you get out of the way! 865 00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:07,537 Ah, here again? 866 00:55:09,481 --> 00:55:10,979 You're cute, aren't you? 867 00:55:12,590 --> 00:55:13,668 What are you laughing at? 868 00:55:13,819 --> 00:55:16,323 What? Since when is laughing forbidden? It's Mardis Gras! 869 00:55:17,501 --> 00:55:19,357 And any joke is good, right? 870 00:55:21,279 --> 00:55:26,234 Anyway, I am partner at a... at a funeral home, right? 871 00:55:31,442 --> 00:55:33,041 And I am his partner. 872 00:55:35,539 --> 00:55:37,198 Well, share this one then! 873 00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:45,939 Oh, God! 874 00:56:00,781 --> 00:56:01,742 Oh, our Lady! 875 00:56:04,123 --> 00:56:07,160 Have you gone insane! For that tramp of a peasant! 876 00:56:07,311 --> 00:56:09,417 If there's a tramp here, that's you. Don't even know you! 877 00:56:09,568 --> 00:56:12,443 Ah, you don't know me? But I know you. 878 00:56:13,169 --> 00:56:15,199 -Colonel's daughter all right! -Let's go, c'mon. 879 00:56:15,350 --> 00:56:16,763 You're a servant, that's what you are! 880 00:56:16,914 --> 00:56:18,114 -Who? Who's a servant? -You! 881 00:56:18,265 --> 00:56:19,804 Please, stop it! 882 00:56:29,245 --> 00:56:31,655 -They've disfigured me. -Would you cut it out? You've spoiled it! 883 00:56:31,951 --> 00:56:33,140 Let's see, you owe me 884 00:56:33,483 --> 00:56:36,055 four sodas, six Coca Colas, two cream sodas and one beer. 885 00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:39,661 What do you say? Did I drink it all? 886 00:56:39,929 --> 00:56:41,658 Not drank, smashed. 887 00:56:42,170 --> 00:56:43,077 Wait a minute... 888 00:56:43,228 --> 00:56:46,264 there're also two glasses, one chair and an ashtray. 889 00:56:46,698 --> 00:56:49,154 -When? -It's all written here! 890 00:56:49,370 --> 00:56:50,646 You're telling me? 891 00:56:52,517 --> 00:56:55,520 Fine, fine, I'll pay... Right now I don't have any cash... 892 00:56:55,799 --> 00:56:56,928 Send me the bill home, right? 893 00:56:57,079 --> 00:56:58,735 -Fine, what's your name? -What? 894 00:56:58,995 --> 00:57:00,165 What's your name? 895 00:57:01,544 --> 00:57:06,433 Capannelle, Capannelle Pierluigi, Circonvallazione Latina 457. 896 00:57:07,139 --> 00:57:08,397 Four, five, seven. 897 00:57:11,689 --> 00:57:13,350 What do you want? 898 00:57:15,242 --> 00:57:16,248 Let me see. 899 00:57:16,913 --> 00:57:19,762 -I don't know you... -C'mon... 900 00:57:21,822 --> 00:57:22,805 This is bad. 901 00:57:23,061 --> 00:57:25,858 'This is bad'? It's all your fault! 902 00:57:26,027 --> 00:57:26,922 -Mine? -Sure. 903 00:57:27,124 --> 00:57:29,197 And that one, who was she? 904 00:57:31,726 --> 00:57:33,831 Well, one of my conquests. 905 00:57:35,054 --> 00:57:37,476 She saw you with me and, and she got jealous. 906 00:57:40,289 --> 00:57:43,605 Do you, do you believe what she said about me? 907 00:57:44,593 --> 00:57:45,512 Well... 908 00:57:47,345 --> 00:57:48,387 No. 909 00:57:56,882 --> 00:57:59,567 Well, it's true... I work as domestic help. 910 00:58:03,861 --> 00:58:07,506 What does it matter? We're a democratic country, are we not? 911 00:58:09,235 --> 00:58:10,697 But I won't do the laundry! 912 00:58:14,135 --> 00:58:15,083 Easy... 913 00:58:18,872 --> 00:58:20,247 -Better? -No. 914 00:58:23,062 --> 00:58:25,027 Still, this is the last time I go out with you. -Why? 915 00:58:25,185 --> 00:58:28,050 Why? You fight in the street, at the amusement park, at the dance... 916 00:58:28,826 --> 00:58:30,597 It's better if we do it your way, then. 917 00:58:31,483 --> 00:58:32,433 My way? 918 00:58:32,984 --> 00:58:34,195 We go to my place. 919 00:58:35,404 --> 00:58:36,945 -To... to your place?! -Yes... 920 00:58:38,555 --> 00:58:39,398 This way? Right now? 921 00:58:39,549 --> 00:58:42,936 Not right now. Those ones, my mistresses, aren't home. 922 00:58:43,246 --> 00:58:44,801 Thursday night, they'll leave for Genzano 923 00:58:44,959 --> 00:58:46,292 and will be back the morning after. 924 00:58:46,512 --> 00:58:48,105 Is that right? Great! Great! 925 00:58:48,387 --> 00:58:49,831 -I'll make you dinner, right? -Thanks. 926 00:58:49,982 --> 00:58:51,693 Oh, God it hurts. Don't make me laugh! 927 00:58:51,847 --> 00:58:53,211 Don't make me laugh! 928 00:58:53,895 --> 00:58:56,173 But at the same time... 929 00:59:57,413 --> 00:59:59,672 Help... help! stop, thief. Help! Let go of me! 930 00:59:59,823 --> 01:00:02,520 I'm not a thief! What do you want? 931 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:06,731 Stop. thief... help!... Low life! 932 01:00:07,168 --> 01:00:11,263 Stop, thief, he's stolen my handbag! 933 01:00:24,127 --> 01:00:25,586 Today good news, 934 01:00:27,002 --> 01:00:29,844 to... tomorrow bad... Oh, well! 935 01:00:31,889 --> 01:00:35,178 Right it's like the proverb says: feast or famine. 936 01:00:40,065 --> 01:00:41,211 -Hi, Mario. -Hi. 937 01:00:50,326 --> 01:00:52,197 He looks as though he were sleeping. 938 01:00:53,166 --> 01:00:54,228 Aren't you going in? 939 01:00:54,876 --> 01:00:58,419 No. I prefer to remember him alive. 940 01:00:59,466 --> 01:01:00,454 I'm going. 941 01:01:01,615 --> 01:01:02,650 Wait... 942 01:01:08,104 --> 01:01:09,157 Here! 943 01:01:13,731 --> 01:01:16,250 He'd been going down the slippery slope for a while, poor Cosimo! 944 01:01:16,531 --> 01:01:20,620 A professional like him stooping down to muggings... that's kid's stuff! 945 01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:23,482 The best ones are always first to go. 946 01:01:24,093 --> 01:01:26,547 That's life. Today is your turn, tomorrow's his. 947 01:01:27,197 --> 01:01:29,617 Right, and sooner or later we all have to go! 948 01:01:30,651 --> 01:01:33,400 As far as I am concerned, better later than sooner. 949 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:41,201 -Hi. -Hi. 950 01:01:41,334 --> 01:01:43,307 -Hi. -Poor sod. 951 01:01:44,443 --> 01:01:45,937 What's this? You show up with the kid? 952 01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:47,501 What am I supposed to do? 953 01:01:47,634 --> 01:01:49,389 He cries all the time, this is fun for him. 954 01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:53,577 Fine, but it's time for you to park him somewhere. 955 01:01:53,729 --> 01:01:54,765 Why? 956 01:01:56,399 --> 01:01:58,469 It's on for tomorrow night. 957 01:01:58,677 --> 01:01:59,528 Tomorrow night? 958 01:01:59,661 --> 01:02:01,089 Right, the owners'll be away, 959 01:02:01,243 --> 01:02:02,420 and the girl is letting me in. 960 01:02:02,639 --> 01:02:04,498 How can we? With the dead still fresh in the grave? 961 01:02:04,649 --> 01:02:06,244 What do you observe? Strict mourning? 962 01:02:06,395 --> 01:02:09,135 As the saying goes: you're dead but they're still dancing. 963 01:02:09,286 --> 01:02:10,566 Fine, right... you're right... 964 01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:14,247 I'm sorry about Cosimo, still... It's his fault too, 965 01:02:14,983 --> 01:02:16,854 yes... yes... if he'd only listened to me... 966 01:02:18,486 --> 01:02:20,274 -C'mon... here. -Guys, the chief of police! 967 01:02:21,447 --> 01:02:22,569 Scram. 968 01:02:26,307 --> 01:02:29,404 The big day. 969 01:02:34,087 --> 01:02:35,472 Who's that? Look, it's Teresa's baby! 970 01:02:35,790 --> 01:02:37,423 What's up? She didn't want him in here? 971 01:02:37,574 --> 01:02:40,415 Poor love! That husband of hers is a fine looking guy, really! 972 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:46,680 It's Teresa's baby! He's so gorgeous! Come here... come... 973 01:02:46,816 --> 01:02:49,551 Shut up! Calm down. Hold it. Shut up! 974 01:02:52,474 --> 01:02:53,759 -Look who's here. -Hi. 975 01:02:55,638 --> 01:02:56,592 Hi. 976 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,922 -How are you? -Well so-so... and you? 977 01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:01,880 Not too bad. Here. 978 01:03:02,063 --> 01:03:03,450 Poor darling! 979 01:03:06,508 --> 01:03:09,496 Listen here. Didn't I tell you I didn't want him inside? 980 01:03:10,132 --> 01:03:11,736 -It's on for tonight. -Right. 981 01:03:11,887 --> 01:03:14,118 In case something might happen, it shouldn't though, eh... 982 01:03:14,269 --> 01:03:15,653 Knowing you, it will happen for sure. 983 01:03:15,784 --> 01:03:17,136 Teresa! 984 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,689 What's up with this creature? 985 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,168 Is he doing it? Doing it regularly? 986 01:03:22,568 --> 01:03:25,106 -For sure! Even three times a day! -Three times a day?! 987 01:03:25,341 --> 01:03:27,169 There's something wrong then, poor little star! 988 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,964 I say: isn't it that to save time you've been feeding him your food? 989 01:03:31,115 --> 01:03:33,671 No, more like the opposite, I've been eating his baby food... 990 01:03:33,822 --> 01:03:35,972 One spoon for you, one for me. One for you, one for me... 991 01:03:36,123 --> 01:03:36,997 I've lost four pounds! 992 01:03:37,148 --> 01:03:39,719 Ah, poor love! I'd like to know... 993 01:03:39,855 --> 01:03:41,758 How have you dressed this poor creature? 994 01:03:41,987 --> 01:03:43,555 And these underpants, whose are they? 995 01:03:43,706 --> 01:03:44,562 They're mine. 996 01:03:44,713 --> 01:03:46,552 I haven't even had the time to do the laundry. 997 01:03:46,703 --> 01:03:48,988 Actually, here, these two little rags need to be washed. 998 01:03:49,139 --> 01:03:50,073 This too!? 999 01:03:50,224 --> 01:03:52,378 Here, the biscuits, here, the baby food. 1000 01:03:53,194 --> 01:03:55,864 Careful, the vitamins are in the sugar can. 1001 01:03:56,192 --> 01:03:57,664 And the sugar in the talc can. 1002 01:03:58,166 --> 01:04:00,728 -Home is such a mess! -I believe you! 1003 01:04:00,887 --> 01:04:02,589 There, fine. 1004 01:04:03,134 --> 01:04:05,512 See you. Listen, if it turns out all right, 1005 01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:08,438 get me a new mattress for when I get home, 1006 01:04:08,697 --> 01:04:10,784 I'm dying to sleep on a proper bed! 1007 01:04:11,395 --> 01:04:12,450 Not to sleep with me, eh? 1008 01:04:12,759 --> 01:04:15,235 Sure, sure, of course! Sure I want to sleep with you, 1009 01:04:15,386 --> 01:04:17,639 still, take care of that mattress. Bye. 1010 01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:19,062 Bye... bye! 1011 01:04:35,217 --> 01:04:36,049 Who is it? 1012 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:38,108 Michele! I forgot the keys. 1013 01:04:38,367 --> 01:04:41,078 Mario, don't be stupid. My brother is due any minute now. 1014 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:42,811 Give me a kiss and leave... 1015 01:04:46,849 --> 01:04:49,534 Open up! You shameless woman! 1016 01:04:50,179 --> 01:04:51,089 Open up! 1017 01:04:51,537 --> 01:04:53,687 To you and to you! Don't be afraid! 1018 01:04:53,953 --> 01:04:55,516 Let me look at you, so brazen faced! 1019 01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,029 -Dear Lady, I wanna marry him. -You've been speaking to Mario? 1020 01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:01,212 Who's gonna marry you now? Here, look here. 1021 01:05:01,383 --> 01:05:03,786 There's only one heart in my breast and I wanna give it to Mario! 1022 01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:05,725 I swear he's dead. This knife here, 1023 01:05:05,861 --> 01:05:08,994 is made to make you cry tears of blood! 1024 01:05:09,190 --> 01:05:10,159 Michele! 1025 01:05:11,204 --> 01:05:12,488 Michele, no! 1026 01:05:13,267 --> 01:05:15,919 If this vengeance goes my way, you won't see him anymore! 1027 01:05:17,487 --> 01:05:19,657 -A crow bar in two sections. -Yes, right... 1028 01:05:21,899 --> 01:05:24,065 -Blunt. -Yes, blunt. 1029 01:05:26,114 --> 01:05:28,981 A dancer... that is a circular saw... 1030 01:05:29,255 --> 01:05:30,820 -D'you know how to use it? -Sure! 1031 01:05:33,005 --> 01:05:34,622 With an attached oiling gadget... 1032 01:05:34,773 --> 01:05:36,364 Here we have a lubricating spout. 1033 01:05:37,007 --> 01:05:38,499 And here, a drill. 1034 01:05:40,489 --> 01:05:41,621 A drill. 1035 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,121 -Blunt spout? -Of course, blunt. 1036 01:05:44,272 --> 01:05:45,700 Here are a few spare tips. 1037 01:05:47,898 --> 01:05:49,018 Chisel. 1038 01:05:49,658 --> 01:05:51,086 -Blunt? -Right, blunt. 1039 01:05:51,710 --> 01:05:54,076 It's blunt all right. It has no tip. 1040 01:05:54,409 --> 01:05:56,857 Well, what do you pretend? 1041 01:05:57,233 --> 01:05:58,951 I've rented the other one this morning 1042 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:01,059 to that famous gang from Milan, 1043 01:06:01,210 --> 01:06:03,221 the one behind the famous swiss jeweler job, 1044 01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:07,524 it's been a busy week... right, very busy... 1045 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,765 -I've rented 3 complete kits in 5 days! -Really! 1046 01:06:10,947 --> 01:06:13,628 Thank God, business has taken off again. 1047 01:06:13,854 --> 01:06:15,243 It's very busy. 1048 01:06:15,562 --> 01:06:17,187 So, let's go on: 1049 01:06:19,312 --> 01:06:22,376 three files, ten keys, one spear, 1050 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:26,815 a cheese grater, where's the plunger? Here it is. 1051 01:06:27,747 --> 01:06:33,144 One frying pan, and lastly, the crank. 1052 01:06:35,837 --> 01:06:39,632 Right, let's sum up, briefly. 1053 01:06:41,074 --> 01:06:45,568 Listen here. To make a hole in that wall... right? 1054 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,558 How do you go about it using the crank? 1055 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:55,177 Right... we... we take all the furniture in the flat... 1056 01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:59,851 and we make a sort of a column... between the two walls... and... 1057 01:07:00,653 --> 01:07:02,986 and in the middle we... we stick the crank. 1058 01:07:03,506 --> 01:07:05,327 Good, very good! 1059 01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:06,833 Here, gimme here... 1060 01:07:07,434 --> 01:07:10,513 And now, a little signature on the bottom here. 1061 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,452 -What signature? -What, what signature? 1062 01:07:13,109 --> 01:07:14,884 And the guarantee? 1063 01:07:15,741 --> 01:07:18,277 This is capital! I need a receipt. 1064 01:07:18,691 --> 01:07:21,930 If I were greedy, I would have asked for a deposit. Instead... 1065 01:07:22,861 --> 01:07:23,982 Will you sign? 1066 01:07:25,668 --> 01:07:26,842 I say, will you sign? 1067 01:07:27,424 --> 01:07:29,231 Good night! Are you slow? 1068 01:07:29,382 --> 01:07:30,572 Gimme here, go on, I'll sign it. 1069 01:07:30,723 --> 01:07:32,577 Let's just hurry up, it's already 7::30. 1070 01:07:44,505 --> 01:07:45,690 You've got penmanship, eh? 1071 01:07:45,841 --> 01:07:47,229 Be good, be good, let me sign it. 1072 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,242 Right. The wrapping, that's to say the suitcase. 1073 01:07:50,393 --> 01:07:51,464 I'll leave it, right, guys! 1074 01:07:51,799 --> 01:07:53,647 -Here you go. Did you do it? -Here you go! 1075 01:07:57,230 --> 01:07:58,342 Oh, were you in China? 1076 01:07:58,802 --> 01:07:59,909 And, and this suitcase here? 1077 01:08:00,060 --> 01:08:01,698 This is my very own: I'm leaving. 1078 01:08:02,049 --> 01:08:03,203 How come you're leaving? 1079 01:08:03,527 --> 01:08:07,964 My friend, when there's a robbery, I never hang around! 1080 01:08:09,137 --> 01:08:10,696 I go to Spoleto, to my dear aunt. 1081 01:08:11,128 --> 01:08:14,441 Of course with my parole officer's consent, 1082 01:08:15,028 --> 01:08:17,873 one can never be too careful! Remember guys, 1083 01:08:18,203 --> 01:08:22,129 one can never be too careful! Break a leg! 1084 01:08:25,834 --> 01:08:30,103 He's right. We've gotta keep an eye out and work scientifically! 1085 01:08:32,339 --> 01:08:34,424 Well, you're exaggerating now. What are we going to do? 1086 01:08:34,575 --> 01:08:36,134 We'll break the safe with the... 1087 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,347 Death stared me in the face! 1088 01:08:37,543 --> 01:08:38,421 What happened to you? 1089 01:08:38,572 --> 01:08:40,785 I met the guy we stole the camera from... 1090 01:08:40,936 --> 01:08:41,813 What did he do? 1091 01:08:41,964 --> 01:08:43,264 Don't touch. He tore my arm off. 1092 01:08:43,441 --> 01:08:45,065 -He broke your arm? -Forty days! 1093 01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:47,409 What should I have done? I didn't even feel the pain. 1094 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:48,440 It was more the fright. 1095 01:08:48,591 --> 01:08:49,602 The guy from Porta Portese? 1096 01:08:49,753 --> 01:08:51,169 Yes! He took me the whole way home 1097 01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:52,810 and I had to give him the camera back. 1098 01:08:52,961 --> 01:08:54,455 That'll teach you to show up in time. 1099 01:08:54,940 --> 01:08:56,409 Earlier, you wouldn't have met him! 1100 01:08:56,568 --> 01:08:57,507 Right... I was early! 1101 01:08:57,658 --> 01:08:58,989 That's exactly why I came in late. 1102 01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:00,699 Fine, it doesn't matter. Listen up! 1103 01:09:01,689 --> 01:09:03,095 Easy, it hurts! 1104 01:09:04,503 --> 01:09:06,869 I'm meeting the girl at 9 pm 1105 01:09:07,072 --> 01:09:09,144 On the ninth, didn't we say today? 1106 01:09:09,566 --> 01:09:12,695 Capannelle! At 9 pm today. Understood? 1107 01:09:12,828 --> 01:09:13,941 Understood. 1108 01:09:14,075 --> 01:09:17,173 You, you'll be ready behind the newstand around eleven thirty. 1109 01:09:17,305 --> 01:09:21,526 The newspaper stand, right? At twelve I'll open the lobby door. 1110 01:09:21,951 --> 01:09:27,299 I say midnight because, follow me, at twelve those who are home 1111 01:09:27,450 --> 01:09:30,223 are sleeping and those at the movies still have to come back. 1112 01:09:30,611 --> 01:09:32,138 Understood? Clear? 1113 01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:34,762 -Not clear at all! -Why? 1114 01:09:34,895 --> 01:09:38,340 First of all, what are you going to do with this girl 1115 01:09:38,491 --> 01:09:39,702 once you're in the apartment? 1116 01:09:40,364 --> 01:09:43,231 Well, I don't know. I haven't thought about it yet... 1117 01:09:43,352 --> 01:09:44,864 A good whack on the head, right? 1118 01:09:45,015 --> 01:09:47,180 Fine, fine, I'll take care of it. Just take it easy. 1119 01:09:47,679 --> 01:09:52,059 It's, it's 7::34 pm. Set your watches. Let's go. 1120 01:09:52,579 --> 01:09:54,426 -Get lost! Well? -Doesn't anybody have a watch? 1121 01:09:54,562 --> 01:09:56,349 A watch, who's got that? 1122 01:09:56,481 --> 01:09:58,847 I did, but I pawned it. 1123 01:09:59,136 --> 01:10:01,142 Anyway, tonight I'm gonna get it back. 1124 01:10:03,104 --> 01:10:04,216 Oh, finally! 1125 01:10:05,347 --> 01:10:06,882 You've dishonored my home! 1126 01:10:07,035 --> 01:10:07,976 Are you crazy? 1127 01:10:08,127 --> 01:10:09,784 I'm gonna tear my sister from your chest! 1128 01:10:09,935 --> 01:10:10,924 Put the knife down! 1129 01:10:11,075 --> 01:10:12,039 Have you gone insane? 1130 01:10:12,190 --> 01:10:14,048 Who touched my sister... Let me go, Capannelle! 1131 01:10:14,199 --> 01:10:15,431 Don't move. Don't be a kid! 1132 01:10:15,582 --> 01:10:16,780 Be good! Have you lost it? 1133 01:10:16,931 --> 01:10:18,052 You'll get thirty years. 1134 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:20,033 Do you wanna spoil it all, right tonight? 1135 01:10:20,184 --> 01:10:21,744 -I demand satisfaction! -Fine! 1136 01:10:21,902 --> 01:10:24,906 First of all, if he stays in tonight, just forget about me. 1137 01:10:25,453 --> 01:10:29,191 Easy. Your sister, I haven't touched her at all. 1138 01:10:30,422 --> 01:10:32,276 I'm serious about her. I love her. 1139 01:10:34,403 --> 01:10:36,680 I would have already told you if you weren't so thick. 1140 01:10:39,515 --> 01:10:42,505 Go ahead and stay, because I am leaving. 1141 01:10:42,866 --> 01:10:44,271 So? What are you going to do? 1142 01:10:45,347 --> 01:10:48,029 I've given it a lot of thought and I don't have the guts for it. 1143 01:10:48,956 --> 01:10:50,199 Are you crazy? 1144 01:10:52,055 --> 01:10:53,075 Maybe. 1145 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,025 But you are wise guys, aren't you? 1146 01:10:56,743 --> 01:10:57,953 Cosimo was a wise guy too. 1147 01:10:58,902 --> 01:11:01,682 We've got it in our heads to pull the job of our life, 1148 01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:04,173 but it doesn't work this way for the like of us. 1149 01:11:04,665 --> 01:11:05,993 At least for the likes of me. 1150 01:11:06,865 --> 01:11:08,057 And there's my mother too. 1151 01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:10,246 What will she do if something happens to me? 1152 01:11:11,385 --> 01:11:13,182 Anyway, I've already gotten myself a little job. 1153 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:14,280 At the Follie's theatre. 1154 01:11:15,618 --> 01:11:17,275 If you want satisfaction, I'll be there. 1155 01:11:26,946 --> 01:11:27,928 Boys! 1156 01:11:29,132 --> 01:11:31,912 I've had it! I really had it! 1157 01:11:33,246 --> 01:11:35,798 One's got a sister, the other his mother, another one the kid. 1158 01:11:37,092 --> 01:11:40,352 What's up? We've gotta make up our minds now. 1159 01:11:41,713 --> 01:11:43,384 Are we going through with this job or not? 1160 01:11:43,535 --> 01:11:45,094 -Are you in or are you out? -Yes... 1161 01:11:47,342 --> 01:11:48,658 -Who's that? -Shush! Quiet! 1162 01:11:51,181 --> 01:11:52,423 -Who's there? -It's me! 1163 01:11:52,774 --> 01:11:54,529 That's Nicoletta. Move, move, get out! 1164 01:11:54,968 --> 01:11:55,950 Out of that window. 1165 01:11:56,316 --> 01:11:58,071 -Quick! -Move... damn you. 1166 01:12:03,012 --> 01:12:03,905 Ah! 1167 01:12:04,797 --> 01:12:05,690 So... what's up? 1168 01:12:12,905 --> 01:12:15,389 My poor shoulder! Damn it! I've been walking around for two hours! 1169 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:17,066 Come in, come in! 1170 01:12:18,515 --> 01:12:19,716 How, how did you find me? 1171 01:12:19,898 --> 01:12:22,128 I heard you giving the address to the ballroom guy, 1172 01:12:22,279 --> 01:12:23,775 for that stuff you'd broken, right? 1173 01:12:24,071 --> 01:12:27,549 What a...! That's why they came here looking for money, see! 1174 01:12:28,148 --> 01:12:30,897 He's... he's my brother-in-law. This is his place... 1175 01:12:31,829 --> 01:12:32,914 I'm his brother-in-law. 1176 01:12:33,355 --> 01:12:35,546 Right now, poor man, he's... he's unemployed and... 1177 01:12:36,358 --> 01:12:40,317 So now and then I come here to... to help him out... right? 1178 01:12:41,334 --> 01:12:42,789 I'm collecting unemployment. 1179 01:12:43,102 --> 01:12:44,030 Sit down, sit down. 1180 01:12:44,181 --> 01:12:47,082 Ah, ah, ah! It's always so messy! 1181 01:12:47,961 --> 01:12:49,487 Be careful, good God! 1182 01:12:52,957 --> 01:12:54,101 Well, let's see... 1183 01:12:56,049 --> 01:12:58,022 You needn't feel ashamed about me anymore! 1184 01:12:58,610 --> 01:12:59,592 Pardon? 1185 01:13:00,128 --> 01:13:01,334 I've quit! 1186 01:13:05,838 --> 01:13:07,844 How... what do you mean... you've quit? 1187 01:13:08,687 --> 01:13:11,075 Those two old hags... I was their slave. 1188 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,689 First moving, and then this furniture goes here, and there... 1189 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,478 I was never right about a single thing. 1190 01:13:16,854 --> 01:13:20,081 Dust this, polish that, go shopping, and the cats' litter! 1191 01:13:20,779 --> 01:13:24,551 So I let it all out, we're made of flesh too. 1192 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:27,637 When they were about ready to leave for Genzano, I told them: 1193 01:13:27,848 --> 01:13:31,042 my dears, I'm sorry but this time you are staying home. I'm leaving! 1194 01:13:33,213 --> 01:13:34,372 Well. What does she mean? 1195 01:13:34,523 --> 01:13:36,114 That dumb head didn't let them go? 1196 01:13:36,725 --> 01:13:39,019 I had to let you know because that date we had in that house 1197 01:13:39,170 --> 01:13:41,166 is no longer possible, you know... 1198 01:13:42,608 --> 01:13:43,437 Right... 1199 01:13:43,899 --> 01:13:46,818 Now I better leave because the nuns where I'll be staying tonight, 1200 01:13:46,969 --> 01:13:49,079 close the doors at nine. Could you walk me, right? 1201 01:13:49,829 --> 01:13:51,046 What? Walk you? 1202 01:13:51,197 --> 01:13:54,937 No, I have to... I have to... stay here with him, poor soul! 1203 01:13:56,003 --> 01:13:59,249 Well, never mind. I'll go on my own. I won't forget today too easily... 1204 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,662 Oh, my God, the keys! 1205 01:14:03,265 --> 01:14:04,790 I had them! Damn it! 1206 01:14:05,597 --> 01:14:06,863 I'll throw them in the river. 1207 01:14:07,249 --> 01:14:08,573 When they'll come back the two hags 1208 01:14:08,724 --> 01:14:10,170 will have to knock down the door! 1209 01:14:10,757 --> 01:14:11,992 Sorry, what did you just say? 1210 01:14:13,617 --> 01:14:16,400 Didn't you say that the two old hags stayed home? 1211 01:14:16,921 --> 01:14:19,767 Right! As if they'd listen when I speak! They're so selfish. 1212 01:14:20,558 --> 01:14:23,524 To spite me, they left cats and everything and went. 1213 01:14:24,238 --> 01:14:27,651 -So the house, it's empty? -Yes... 1214 01:14:29,121 --> 01:14:30,494 ...and you... you have the keys. 1215 01:14:30,684 --> 01:14:31,523 So what? 1216 01:14:31,758 --> 01:14:33,169 -Fine, goodbye... -Bye. 1217 01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:34,250 -See you. -See you? 1218 01:14:34,421 --> 01:14:36,308 Aren't you walking her there? She's got the keys... 1219 01:14:36,459 --> 01:14:37,285 Which keys? 1220 01:14:37,722 --> 01:14:39,148 How, which keys? You walk her... 1221 01:14:39,282 --> 01:14:41,615 Ah! She has... ah! Ah! Right, that's right! 1222 01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:43,307 I'm coming, I'm coming too! 1223 01:14:43,739 --> 01:14:44,599 The keys. 1224 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:46,830 There's someone who watches over us! 1225 01:14:50,476 --> 01:14:51,662 -You know what? -What? 1226 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,887 I'm really starting to like you. 1227 01:14:56,116 --> 01:14:57,058 Same here. 1228 01:14:57,948 --> 01:15:00,365 But with good intentions or do you only like me? 1229 01:15:01,972 --> 01:15:06,345 I... I... like you 1230 01:15:06,892 --> 01:15:08,645 and with good intentions too. 1231 01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:22,924 You take my breath away... 1232 01:15:25,006 --> 01:15:26,034 We're nearly there. 1233 01:15:26,864 --> 01:15:28,043 Will I see you tomorrow? 1234 01:15:28,194 --> 01:15:31,053 Eh! Sure I'll see you, of course. I want to. 1235 01:15:31,721 --> 01:15:33,825 Ah! No. I can't tomorrow... I can't. 1236 01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:39,174 I have to go to Milan... it's for business you know. I'm sorry. 1237 01:15:39,337 --> 01:15:40,310 Will you stay long? 1238 01:15:40,841 --> 01:15:44,004 No, I'll be back soon and when I'll be back... I'll see you... 1239 01:15:44,135 --> 01:15:46,470 I'll see you right away! Of course! 1240 01:15:47,060 --> 01:15:48,932 -Could you do me a favor? -Sure. 1241 01:15:49,286 --> 01:15:50,911 Could you drop the keys with the doorman? 1242 01:15:52,508 --> 01:15:55,736 But didn't you say you were going to throw them in the river? 1243 01:15:56,037 --> 01:15:57,755 Yes... Sometimes one just says things. 1244 01:15:58,486 --> 01:16:00,945 Should anything happen, it would be my fault. 1245 01:16:01,571 --> 01:16:02,880 And... and what could happen? 1246 01:16:03,075 --> 01:16:04,481 Say... a fire. 1247 01:16:05,025 --> 01:16:06,704 It would be my fault if I didn't leave the keys 1248 01:16:06,855 --> 01:16:09,458 with the doorman and he couldn't get in. Say they'll steal something... 1249 01:16:09,609 --> 01:16:11,753 Oh, God, where did I put them? Virgin Mary! 1250 01:16:11,904 --> 01:16:13,017 Who would want to steal? 1251 01:16:13,390 --> 01:16:14,566 Oh, God, where are they? 1252 01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:19,014 Four years at their service and I never mislaid a single thing. 1253 01:16:20,673 --> 01:16:21,786 Oh God! I lost them, 1254 01:16:22,419 --> 01:16:24,277 what am I going to do now? They won't believe me? 1255 01:16:24,484 --> 01:16:26,655 Easy, take it easy. Let's see... 1256 01:16:27,469 --> 01:16:32,038 in the bottom of the bag... here they are, here, see? 1257 01:16:32,373 --> 01:16:35,899 Damn it, you women! Head in the clouds. Here they are. 1258 01:16:37,911 --> 01:16:39,645 Will you go right away? Could you do it for me? 1259 01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:40,875 Sure, sure... 1260 01:16:41,889 --> 01:16:45,107 -This is me. Ciao, eh! -Bye. 1261 01:16:45,368 --> 01:16:46,693 -Come back soon. -Fine. 1262 01:16:52,770 --> 01:16:56,505 Please don't forget the keys or I'll get in trouble! 1263 01:16:57,341 --> 01:16:59,869 I'm telling you not to worry. Bye... 1264 01:17:01,970 --> 01:17:03,006 Bye... 1265 01:17:08,905 --> 01:17:11,272 Fifty, sixty... eighty... 1266 01:17:15,036 --> 01:17:17,104 eight and five... ... one hundred and fifteen. 1267 01:17:17,909 --> 01:17:18,748 Mario! 1268 01:17:22,503 --> 01:17:23,905 What do you want? 1269 01:17:27,452 --> 01:17:30,905 Where I am from we say: only God knows if it'll turn out right or rotten. 1270 01:17:31,331 --> 01:17:32,260 So what? 1271 01:17:32,879 --> 01:17:34,124 Well if the rotten part happens, 1272 01:17:34,256 --> 01:17:36,299 I would beg you to look after my sister. 1273 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:39,880 Respectfully, that is. 1274 01:17:40,451 --> 01:17:42,838 Well, if that's the case I hope they will catch you. 1275 01:17:47,715 --> 01:17:49,956 Fine, sure, don't worry. 1276 01:17:57,865 --> 01:17:59,338 Carmelina is locked inside, 1277 01:18:00,221 --> 01:18:02,329 I have installed one more lock. 1278 01:18:02,944 --> 01:18:05,249 -Why? -Because of you. 1279 01:18:05,927 --> 01:18:06,942 And I was wrong. 1280 01:18:08,127 --> 01:18:10,639 You're a good young man who loves his mother. 1281 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:15,403 And you're right, 'cause we only have one! 1282 01:18:17,845 --> 01:18:19,301 Of course... 1283 01:18:28,024 --> 01:18:29,428 Popcorn, candy! 1284 01:18:44,665 --> 01:18:46,089 -Well? -No keys. 1285 01:18:46,227 --> 01:18:47,952 -Didn't you manage to get them? -No. 1286 01:18:48,085 --> 01:18:50,474 Damn him, he's joking... C'mon, take them out! 1287 01:18:50,876 --> 01:18:54,390 I'm not joking. She ran away suddenly... 1288 01:18:55,003 --> 01:18:57,491 She jumped on the tram and that was that. 1289 01:18:57,642 --> 01:18:59,267 -No keys. -Damn. 1290 01:18:59,915 --> 01:19:02,021 -lf... if... if... -Listen here, you gotta tell me 1291 01:19:02,172 --> 01:19:04,624 who told you to go about things scientifically! 1292 01:19:04,853 --> 01:19:06,609 -Give me here... -What do you want? And you? 1293 01:19:06,906 --> 01:19:08,678 Who told you we need the keys? 1294 01:19:09,162 --> 01:19:11,958 Right, because you, you won't go ahead without the keys? 1295 01:19:12,701 --> 01:19:14,483 I'm sure you want the safe's keys too. 1296 01:19:14,671 --> 01:19:15,494 Sure. 1297 01:19:15,645 --> 01:19:18,396 How had we worked it out, before that wretched girl showed up? 1298 01:19:19,134 --> 01:19:21,721 Coal bin... courtyard... window! 1299 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:22,801 Window, right... 1300 01:19:22,952 --> 01:19:25,371 Fine, let's move it... Pliers! 1301 01:19:26,096 --> 01:19:27,657 -You Capanne'... -What? 1302 01:19:28,545 --> 01:19:31,776 You'll be on the look out. Let's go. Quick! 1303 01:20:04,302 --> 01:20:05,314 Ferribotte, 1304 01:20:11,665 --> 01:20:13,093 gimme the suitcase. 1305 01:20:13,905 --> 01:20:16,589 Slide down, you're good, there's a pile of coal. 1306 01:20:17,042 --> 01:20:18,668 Go, go easy. 1307 01:20:21,131 --> 01:20:22,243 Did you land on the coal? 1308 01:20:23,092 --> 01:20:25,264 What coal? It's sewage! 1309 01:20:28,963 --> 01:20:30,076 It stinks! C'mon. 1310 01:20:31,862 --> 01:20:33,107 Easy, my arm! 1311 01:20:33,239 --> 01:20:35,072 You can't think about your arm right now! 1312 01:20:59,667 --> 01:21:01,660 I keep taking my hat on and off. 1313 01:21:15,072 --> 01:21:16,269 Ferribotte, 1314 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:18,928 gimme a hand! 1315 01:21:19,079 --> 01:21:20,356 I was drying myself off! 1316 01:21:34,077 --> 01:21:35,987 Bag, tools, 1317 01:21:41,678 --> 01:21:42,758 you idiot. 1318 01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:44,072 I thought it was locked. 1319 01:21:46,794 --> 01:21:47,907 Let's keep moving. 1320 01:21:49,407 --> 01:21:50,477 Quickly! 1321 01:22:00,278 --> 01:22:02,700 Lock it now. First one, go in! 1322 01:22:21,884 --> 01:22:23,346 -What's up! -I banged my arm. 1323 01:22:23,484 --> 01:22:24,695 -Quiet. -It hurts, no! 1324 01:22:24,828 --> 01:22:25,844 I told you to keep quiet! 1325 01:22:26,270 --> 01:22:29,053 C'mon... what a guy! 1326 01:22:39,019 --> 01:22:40,181 Go on, move! 1327 01:22:43,049 --> 01:22:43,888 Take it easy! 1328 01:22:44,185 --> 01:22:45,646 It wasn't me, you know! 1329 01:22:57,024 --> 01:22:58,618 C'mon, move it. 1330 01:23:06,635 --> 01:23:07,716 These were brand new! 1331 01:23:15,658 --> 01:23:18,277 -C'mon, c'mon! -Easy, easy. 1332 01:23:27,505 --> 01:23:29,164 Wait, first one, 1333 01:23:30,098 --> 01:23:31,359 go on, c'mon. 1334 01:23:46,172 --> 01:23:47,449 You're so heavy! Damn it! 1335 01:23:55,484 --> 01:23:56,399 Hurry up! 1336 01:24:02,437 --> 01:24:03,909 -Don't talk! -Ah, help me! 1337 01:24:04,060 --> 01:24:06,507 -Silence, quiet! I told you to keep quiet! -Easy! 1338 01:24:07,249 --> 01:24:08,100 Silence! 1339 01:24:08,251 --> 01:24:10,837 -Don't pull me this way! -Keep quiet! 1340 01:24:20,516 --> 01:24:21,377 First one go on... 1341 01:24:21,507 --> 01:24:22,727 Who's this 'Firstone' anyway? 1342 01:24:24,068 --> 01:24:27,385 Whomever, let's go, follow him. 1343 01:24:46,664 --> 01:24:48,129 -I don't want to stay here. -Why not? 1344 01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:49,308 Because I don't want to. 1345 01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:50,808 You haven't been honest with me! 1346 01:24:50,959 --> 01:24:52,279 Me? You haven't been honest with me! 1347 01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:54,933 This isn't true. I was always honest with you. Ask Adelaide. 1348 01:24:55,084 --> 01:24:56,237 She is a good one to ask! 1349 01:24:56,367 --> 01:24:58,419 Why should I believe you but you won't believe her? 1350 01:24:58,575 --> 01:25:00,673 What are you saying!? You can't compare me with Adelaide. 1351 01:25:00,824 --> 01:25:02,106 What's wrong with Adelaide? 1352 01:25:02,477 --> 01:25:03,516 I don't like her, that's it. 1353 01:25:03,667 --> 01:25:04,806 And I don't like staying here. 1354 01:25:04,957 --> 01:25:06,641 -What's wrong with it? - I don't want to stay! 1355 01:25:06,792 --> 01:25:09,120 -Tell me why? -'Cause you haven't been honest. 1356 01:25:09,325 --> 01:25:10,477 Because you've lied to me! 1357 01:25:10,628 --> 01:25:12,169 You're ducking so that you won't get hit! 1358 01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:14,405 Imagine, I duck! That's you and you know why! 1359 01:25:14,536 --> 01:25:16,161 No, I really don't know what you mean... 1360 01:25:16,297 --> 01:25:17,408 You know it very well! 1361 01:25:17,543 --> 01:25:19,583 C'mon, let's hear it! What do you know very well? 1362 01:25:19,734 --> 01:25:22,220 -I don't feel like telling you! -I won't stay here a minute longer. 1363 01:25:22,371 --> 01:25:24,557 -Why? -Because I don't want to. -You said you would before! 1364 01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:25,853 And now you're touching me? 1365 01:25:25,989 --> 01:25:27,394 What did we come here for, then? 1366 01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:29,694 Because I was mistaken... I thought you were honest! 1367 01:25:29,827 --> 01:25:31,550 Tell me, when haven't I been honest with you? 1368 01:25:31,659 --> 01:25:32,586 You know it! You know it! 1369 01:25:32,737 --> 01:25:34,199 You listen to that Adelaide. That's your problem. 1370 01:25:34,337 --> 01:25:35,481 I don't want to stay here, d'you hear me? 1371 01:25:35,638 --> 01:25:36,848 Am I or am I not right when I'm saying 1372 01:25:36,999 --> 01:25:37,941 you listen too much to Adelaide? 1373 01:25:38,079 --> 01:25:39,835 That isn't true! I've always been honest with you. 1374 01:25:39,986 --> 01:25:41,077 The same here. You must believe me! 1375 01:25:41,228 --> 01:25:41,991 That's not true! I'm telling you! 1376 01:25:42,165 --> 01:25:43,477 Listen, I don't want to stay here! 1377 01:25:43,724 --> 01:25:44,751 Tell me, tell me why? 1378 01:25:45,056 --> 01:25:45,847 You don't like it? 1379 01:25:45,998 --> 01:25:47,224 Yes, I do like it, but you're a liar. 1380 01:25:47,357 --> 01:25:48,916 Me? You lied to me first. 1381 01:25:49,051 --> 01:25:51,061 That's not true! I've always been honest with you! 1382 01:25:51,257 --> 01:25:52,438 Right, I don't want to stay here! 1383 01:25:52,570 --> 01:25:53,469 Ah, won't you tell me why? 1384 01:25:53,620 --> 01:25:55,686 I don't know how else to tell you. You haven't been honest with me! 1385 01:25:55,789 --> 01:25:57,762 When you don't know what to say, you tell me I am lying! 1386 01:25:57,913 --> 01:26:00,259 Because you are! Listen, I don't want to stay here anymore! 1387 01:26:00,410 --> 01:26:02,843 But first you said yes! See it's you, not me. 1388 01:26:12,786 --> 01:26:15,338 Ah! We're on the horse's back... carry on. 1389 01:26:17,048 --> 01:26:21,803 It's slippery. I won't make it, you know. 1390 01:26:23,950 --> 01:26:25,925 Don't worry, trust me. 1391 01:26:28,395 --> 01:26:30,248 -We're going down here, it seems. -Quiet! 1392 01:26:34,899 --> 01:26:36,044 -What happened? -Keep quiet, 1393 01:26:37,258 --> 01:26:38,185 all of you quiet! 1394 01:26:48,603 --> 01:26:49,814 Here's the window. 1395 01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:57,248 Here we are boys. 1396 01:27:04,831 --> 01:27:07,067 -All ready to go? -Yes... yes... 1397 01:27:09,809 --> 01:27:11,102 Careful... 1398 01:27:23,704 --> 01:27:26,518 -The plun... the plun... -The plunger, I know. 1399 01:27:36,775 --> 01:27:39,524 Here, here... take it away, take it away. 1400 01:27:39,739 --> 01:27:42,356 -Slowly, you're cutting my hand. -Don't cut me, hear me? 1401 01:28:06,184 --> 01:28:07,045 Get down! 1402 01:28:07,176 --> 01:28:11,614 I'm exhausted. When I think that girl nearly dropped us the keys... 1403 01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:18,397 Hold it, hold it! 1404 01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:26,775 Here. Here's the dining room. 1405 01:28:29,854 --> 01:28:32,242 -No, I'm wrong. -This is the dining room. 1406 01:28:32,965 --> 01:28:33,826 Strange, 1407 01:28:36,437 --> 01:28:37,239 turn it on. 1408 01:28:37,390 --> 01:28:39,430 Don't turn it on, first shut the window. 1409 01:28:41,211 --> 01:28:43,544 This is the wall. Let's move the furniture. 1410 01:28:47,392 --> 01:28:48,319 Help me. 1411 01:28:58,618 --> 01:29:00,701 Hey tap it quietly, or you'll wake the whole building. 1412 01:29:00,852 --> 01:29:02,383 I have to try it one way or the other! 1413 01:29:05,364 --> 01:29:06,856 -I'd try this way! -Yes! 1414 01:29:06,993 --> 01:29:09,381 Let's do it scientifically. 1415 01:29:13,908 --> 01:29:15,434 -Go on! -Easy... 1416 01:29:19,235 --> 01:29:22,267 Oh, it's as soft as cheese. Oh, God! 1417 01:29:23,298 --> 01:29:27,672 What are you doing? Spot on the water pipe! 1418 01:29:34,567 --> 01:29:35,979 The light, turn off the light! 1419 01:29:49,709 --> 01:29:50,755 Shush! 1420 01:29:55,441 --> 01:29:57,203 Hello? Hello? 1421 01:29:57,865 --> 01:29:59,114 Mrs. Ciarrocchi? 1422 01:29:59,911 --> 01:30:01,458 I'm Fernando the night porter... 1423 01:30:03,181 --> 01:30:04,884 No, nothing. Everything's fine here... 1424 01:30:06,810 --> 01:30:08,858 Yes, yes, the girl's left. 1425 01:30:10,054 --> 01:30:11,268 No, she didn't take anything... 1426 01:30:11,403 --> 01:30:12,716 Yes, don't worry. 1427 01:30:13,786 --> 01:30:16,145 I've called you because you said to call you 1428 01:30:16,284 --> 01:30:20,006 as soon as they return the keys, no matter what time... 1429 01:30:20,839 --> 01:30:22,984 So I called. Was I wrong? 1430 01:30:23,907 --> 01:30:27,643 No! Yes, I have the keys, don't worry ma'am... 1431 01:30:28,010 --> 01:30:32,050 The cats? The cats are a little filthy. 1432 01:30:33,587 --> 01:30:35,898 Well, a little filthy, there. 1433 01:30:36,221 --> 01:30:39,599 Yes, it's dropped one right now and run away. 1434 01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:42,192 I'm telling you, in the dining room. 1435 01:30:42,621 --> 01:30:44,342 Yes... just wait a second... 1436 01:30:44,647 --> 01:30:46,760 I'll grab it and I'll let it out... Right? 1437 01:30:53,277 --> 01:30:55,277 Damn it! You filthy fiend! 1438 01:30:58,300 --> 01:30:59,712 Hello? Hello, ma'am? 1439 01:30:59,896 --> 01:31:01,308 Yes, yes, I got it... 1440 01:31:01,611 --> 01:31:03,848 The keys? No, they didn't bring them back right now, 1441 01:31:04,038 --> 01:31:06,878 they brought them back while l was waiting for my sister-in-law... 1442 01:31:07,817 --> 01:31:09,336 No, I didn't get them from Nicoletta. 1443 01:31:09,487 --> 01:31:12,532 I got them from a guy who said he was her fiance! 1444 01:31:13,238 --> 01:31:16,445 Well... He was a tall guy, this tall, what do I know!? 1445 01:31:17,349 --> 01:31:20,984 Don't worry ma'am, right. See you soon. Take care! 1446 01:31:25,597 --> 01:31:28,257 You wretch, miserable wretch! 1447 01:31:28,518 --> 01:31:30,434 What? If we'd come in with the keys, 1448 01:31:30,598 --> 01:31:31,745 it wouldn't have been burglary 1449 01:31:31,896 --> 01:31:34,678 and we'd have been off the hook for aggravating circumstance. 1450 01:31:36,270 --> 01:31:38,298 You're so stupid! You're such cretins! 1451 01:31:38,522 --> 01:31:39,934 Don't you know why I did it? 1452 01:31:43,450 --> 01:31:45,529 -It's my alibi. -Alibi? 1453 01:31:45,690 --> 01:31:50,278 Sure! That guy, the night porter, saw me and I gave him the keys. 1454 01:31:50,514 --> 01:31:52,628 And I'm fine, right? 1455 01:31:52,918 --> 01:31:55,014 It couldn't have been me... And you're my friends! 1456 01:31:55,257 --> 01:31:57,044 Actually... I thought it was serious thinking... 1457 01:31:57,195 --> 01:31:59,724 Ah, you had your serious thinking, but you're telling us just now? 1458 01:32:00,004 --> 01:32:01,649 And we are so stupid as to believe you! 1459 01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:03,333 We're in the hands of a madman, we're... 1460 01:32:03,484 --> 01:32:04,918 -Captain Hook! -Quiet! 1461 01:32:05,069 --> 01:32:08,015 I see! You've fallen for the maid! 1462 01:32:08,181 --> 01:32:11,094 Me? Me? Don't listen to him, eh! 1463 01:32:11,702 --> 01:32:13,922 Tomorrow, as soon as we get the money, 1464 01:32:14,090 --> 01:32:16,061 we'll split and I'll never see her again! 1465 01:32:16,609 --> 01:32:18,886 Imagine, me... 1466 01:32:21,605 --> 01:32:22,581 Well, and even if it were? 1467 01:32:22,732 --> 01:32:24,425 There was no need for her to get involved. 1468 01:32:24,576 --> 01:32:27,100 What did I tell you? He risks our skin, for a... 1469 01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:29,363 Quiet, I have an iron fist you know! 1470 01:32:29,539 --> 01:32:32,101 -An iron brain too! -Hold it! Be serious! 1471 01:32:32,392 --> 01:32:34,976 What's this? You wanna compromise everything 1472 01:32:35,309 --> 01:32:37,171 for a stupid issue? Look! Follow your elders! 1473 01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:38,875 Help me. 1474 01:32:39,683 --> 01:32:41,665 C'mon you two! 1475 01:32:41,823 --> 01:32:43,356 The door's heavy you know! 1476 01:32:44,143 --> 01:32:45,425 C'mon, let's rest it there! 1477 01:32:47,772 --> 01:32:48,994 Did you pile up the books? 1478 01:32:49,247 --> 01:32:50,526 Here, this is the last one. 1479 01:32:51,121 --> 01:32:54,985 Fine. Don't let go. The pan, who's got the pan? 1480 01:32:55,151 --> 01:32:58,125 I do. It's not like we're breaking the safe too, right? 1481 01:32:58,327 --> 01:33:00,307 I wish! Move more to your left, on the corner. 1482 01:33:00,645 --> 01:33:03,412 Ah, sweet safe! I wonder what you're holding! 1483 01:33:03,563 --> 01:33:04,996 -Who can say? -Quiet... 1484 01:33:06,919 --> 01:33:07,867 Here we are! 1485 01:33:11,765 --> 01:33:12,770 I'm going. 1486 01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:15,367 There it goes... Hear the click? 1487 01:33:17,255 --> 01:33:18,951 -Is the wall holding? -Yes, yes, yes... 1488 01:33:19,172 --> 01:33:20,746 Good, good, it's giving way, there... 1489 01:33:22,289 --> 01:33:25,126 I'm not one of those guys that gets some dough, squanders it 1490 01:33:25,277 --> 01:33:29,280 and ends up losing his shirt. 1491 01:33:31,759 --> 01:33:33,316 I'll get a little house with four rooms 1492 01:33:34,239 --> 01:33:37,597 and a bank account for the kid, so he can remember 1493 01:33:37,748 --> 01:33:39,576 all the sacrifices his father's made for him... 1494 01:33:42,141 --> 01:33:45,379 And you know what I'll do? I'll get a beautiful mistress, see! 1495 01:33:45,947 --> 01:33:50,338 I'll give her a monthly allowance of 25,000 lira, perhaps 30. 1496 01:33:51,551 --> 01:33:53,411 But she pays for her food... 1497 01:34:00,153 --> 01:34:02,045 Here we go, it's giving in! 1498 01:34:06,061 --> 01:34:09,405 C'mon Capannelle! Instead of talking mistresses, 1499 01:34:10,455 --> 01:34:12,579 go get me a glass of water, I'm thirsty. 1500 01:34:15,248 --> 01:34:17,588 C'mon, Pe'! C'mon. 1501 01:34:37,989 --> 01:34:39,410 What are you doing there? 1502 01:34:39,932 --> 01:34:41,343 What are you doing there? 1503 01:34:41,631 --> 01:34:42,926 Mother! 1504 01:34:44,644 --> 01:34:46,021 What has happened? 1505 01:34:52,170 --> 01:34:53,249 Move! 1506 01:34:55,405 --> 01:34:56,816 That's the wrong wall. 1507 01:35:02,152 --> 01:35:03,267 Damn it! 1508 01:35:04,684 --> 01:35:06,378 We really blew it! 1509 01:35:07,059 --> 01:35:09,652 Nicoletta told me they'd moved the furniture. 1510 01:35:09,939 --> 01:35:11,765 This was the dining room. 1511 01:35:13,689 --> 01:35:15,603 This is what happened to the Rosetta's cook. 1512 01:35:16,341 --> 01:35:18,999 What cook? 1513 01:35:19,359 --> 01:35:21,234 We know which one is the real wall, right? 1514 01:35:21,558 --> 01:35:23,472 We'll break it and we'll end up right there. 1515 01:35:23,681 --> 01:35:24,829 -Right in jail. -Why? 1516 01:35:24,999 --> 01:35:26,212 What are you thinking about? 1517 01:35:26,363 --> 01:35:28,327 We need an hour and a quarter to make another hole, 1518 01:35:28,627 --> 01:35:30,623 when we're on the other side at least two hours 1519 01:35:30,774 --> 01:35:34,023 with the circular saw, look at the time... look at the time! 1520 01:35:36,410 --> 01:35:40,545 Well forget about it. See all this labor, 1521 01:35:41,025 --> 01:35:43,235 all this danger for nothing, fine. Understood? 1522 01:35:45,352 --> 01:35:46,216 Just see! 1523 01:35:47,897 --> 01:35:48,980 Good work, eh? 1524 01:35:49,425 --> 01:35:52,825 Good work yes, you see, a skilled job, right? 1525 01:35:53,050 --> 01:35:57,218 Scientific, that's what I'm saying, are we capitulating now? 1526 01:35:57,782 --> 01:36:01,502 Understood? And if we sped up? The doors are already off, 1527 01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:04,903 I say we can make it, right? 1528 01:36:05,644 --> 01:36:06,840 What do you want? 1529 01:36:07,526 --> 01:36:09,776 -This is good. -Leave me alone, understood? 1530 01:36:10,261 --> 01:36:12,153 Impossible. We'll never make it, 1531 01:36:13,398 --> 01:36:15,923 stealing is a serious profession you need serious people, 1532 01:36:16,074 --> 01:36:18,665 not people like you. All you can do at your best is work. 1533 01:36:19,139 --> 01:36:21,032 Working... I know, 1534 01:36:22,496 --> 01:36:23,612 but working is tiring. 1535 01:36:25,013 --> 01:36:26,321 This is really good. 1536 01:36:26,501 --> 01:36:27,555 I don't want it, what is it? 1537 01:36:27,706 --> 01:36:28,545 Pasta and beans. 1538 01:36:28,696 --> 01:36:30,290 Well, I say, I got you all the way here. 1539 01:36:30,502 --> 01:36:32,300 If we had some mishap, am I to blame? 1540 01:36:33,097 --> 01:36:35,525 Everything was clear, all written down. 1541 01:36:35,708 --> 01:36:36,999 -Listen to me. -This is so good... 1542 01:36:37,150 --> 01:36:39,224 Stop thinking, the best thing you can do for yourself. 1543 01:36:39,411 --> 01:36:42,572 You're strong, hand and shovel, that's your style. 1544 01:36:44,128 --> 01:36:46,140 How do you open it? Damn it... 1545 01:36:46,338 --> 01:36:49,893 See, see one of the burglars! Pull it this way... 1546 01:36:53,554 --> 01:36:55,404 There's ice too, look! 1547 01:36:55,835 --> 01:36:59,904 So, you say forget about it, we'll lose all the expense money too. 1548 01:37:00,981 --> 01:37:02,414 There are four meat wraps. 1549 01:37:02,565 --> 01:37:03,713 Who are you blaming? 1550 01:37:06,260 --> 01:37:07,911 You know this is not bad! Good... 1551 01:37:08,106 --> 01:37:09,736 Sure, Nicoletta made it! 1552 01:37:10,310 --> 01:37:14,054 If we wanted to be really picky, it could do with an extra drop of oil. 1553 01:37:17,953 --> 01:37:19,451 Honestly. Here, taste it. 1554 01:37:19,721 --> 01:37:21,746 No... I don't think so. 1555 01:37:22,264 --> 01:37:23,434 I'll warm it up a little... 1556 01:37:23,585 --> 01:37:24,688 I like it this way. 1557 01:37:29,805 --> 01:37:31,538 Taste here, throw it down. 1558 01:37:32,047 --> 01:37:34,333 At home we say: saucy woman makes a good mistress, 1559 01:37:34,551 --> 01:37:36,794 bland woman a good wife. 1560 01:37:37,827 --> 01:37:38,809 Understand? 1561 01:37:47,913 --> 01:37:49,911 This is really good. I was really hungry. 1562 01:37:51,937 --> 01:37:56,606 Boys. I'm afraid we've broken the gas pipe. It doesn't light. 1563 01:37:57,032 --> 01:38:00,984 Oh, God help us! Saint Rosalie! 1564 01:38:17,499 --> 01:38:19,044 Hey, this is my tram. 1565 01:38:19,787 --> 01:38:21,808 See you, I'm going to prison to pick up the kid. 1566 01:38:22,837 --> 01:38:23,809 See you... 1567 01:38:25,893 --> 01:38:27,641 Listen here, when will I see you? 1568 01:38:28,553 --> 01:38:29,487 Why? 1569 01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:33,413 The less we see each other, the better. Bye. 1570 01:38:35,428 --> 01:38:37,621 Actually, I've never known you! 1571 01:38:46,979 --> 01:38:47,897 I'm a veteran. 1572 01:39:00,381 --> 01:39:01,540 Let's go, c'mon! 1573 01:39:12,481 --> 01:39:13,895 You... what are you doing now? 1574 01:39:14,046 --> 01:39:15,493 I'll wait for the 31. 1575 01:39:15,644 --> 01:39:16,465 Ciao! 1576 01:39:30,188 --> 01:39:31,688 So, where are you going now? 1577 01:39:32,950 --> 01:39:33,876 Well... 1578 01:39:34,727 --> 01:39:37,449 Well, well, well, I understand! 1579 01:39:37,758 --> 01:39:39,876 That maid, she's cute you know. 1580 01:39:40,112 --> 01:39:46,111 Quit, quit calling her maid, she's not going back to that, she's too frail. 1581 01:39:47,174 --> 01:39:48,929 Here they come! Act cool. 1582 01:39:58,608 --> 01:40:00,684 Damn Capannelle. Stop that alarm. 1583 01:40:00,835 --> 01:40:04,701 Oh, mother, it's the alarm! I can't shut it, it's not easy you know! 1584 01:40:07,447 --> 01:40:08,544 Let's turn around. 1585 01:40:20,513 --> 01:40:23,247 We've been out here two hours, won't you open up? We're fed up! 1586 01:40:27,658 --> 01:40:29,187 Get back in line with the others, c'mon. 1587 01:40:29,454 --> 01:40:34,078 Ah see! What are they distributing, winter provisions? 1588 01:40:34,229 --> 01:40:36,756 C'mon, you know very well they're calling out for work. 1589 01:40:37,235 --> 01:40:38,945 Work... let's split Capannelle... Go... 1590 01:40:39,096 --> 01:40:41,780 Let me go... I'm not in here, 1591 01:40:42,711 --> 01:40:44,217 I'm just passing by! Let's go... 1592 01:40:48,633 --> 01:40:51,543 Let go of me, let me go. I'll leave on my own. Let go. 1593 01:40:55,408 --> 01:40:56,699 I say, 1594 01:40:59,908 --> 01:41:02,798 look where I've ended up; with the workers. 1595 01:41:07,179 --> 01:41:10,305 Peppe, where are you going? Where? 1596 01:41:10,456 --> 01:41:11,783 I have to... 1597 01:41:14,781 --> 01:41:18,214 Peppe, they'll make you work, you know... 1598 01:41:29,126 --> 01:41:29,957 Persons unknown... 1599 01:41:30,108 --> 01:41:31,512 bore a hole to steal pasta and beans. 1600 01:41:31,663 --> 01:41:34,122 Police are investigating a strange burglary from last night. 1601 01:41:34,273 --> 01:41:36,622 A group of thieves broke into an apartment in Via delle Madonne, 1602 01:41:36,773 --> 01:41:38,333 through a window overlooking the...